Tom Brady Smack Talk

http://www.thesteelersfans.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2125

That thread gave me an idea. It's well-known that Tom Brady's wife is of super-overrated hottness. (See my comments about her.) Let's each list ten women who are better-looking. Try not to repeat someone who has already been posted, especially someone in the post directly above your post.

The standard message board comment in a thread like this is "Pics or the thread is worthless." I'm completely in favor of posting SFW pictures, but clear it up with the admin. Seriously...don't do anything stupid.

In no particular order:
1. Adriana Lima
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Brooklyn Decker (Andy Roddick's wife)
4. Sarah Chalke (Dr. Reid on Scrubs)
5. Zoe Saldana
6. Arantxa Rus (Tennis player)
7. Jessica Alba
8. Mila Kunis
9. Maria Sharapova
10. Caroline Wozniacki (She looked pretty good at the [edit: no, it was the Australian Open that we just had], eh?)

Go!

 

Major screw-up on my part, which is even worse when you consider that she's (evidently) dating Mark "Incompletion" Sanchez.

KATE UPTON

Don't judge her based on that SI cover.

Edit: Since this is ultimately about Brady, and someone brought up his ex-gf, do you all know that she named their kid John Edward Thomas i.e. JET?

 

Okay, I'm in. I'm going to make an effort to not spend any time on this, but I'm sure I can come up with some old favorites and new random people floating around in my head.

Winona Ryder
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Halle Berry
Kim Kardashian (I know, I know, but she's still hot)
Jennifer Lopez
Sofia Vergara
Katharine McPhee
Hayden Pantatierieriireerrwhatever....
Sarah Silverman

And that was just from flipping through my DVR and looking at cast names.

Also... everyone already mentioned in previous posts. Also... pretty much any NFL cheerleader. Also... ANY Assistant District Attorney (except the guy) on Law & Order -- Jill Hennessy, Carey Lowell (her looks grew on me), Angie Harmon, Elizabeth "Can't Act Worth Sh**" Rohm, the chick who played Borgia, Alana De La Garza (she is really something).

It's not that Gisele is ugly, she's just a little weird looking to me. And many supermodels are. They sometimes look like aliens a little. Like they've gone too far in terms of beauty, and now they are backsliding. Generally speaking, I find actresses and "regular" models more attractive than supermodels.

 

Here's my list:
Rosie O'Donnell
Roseanne Barr
Whoopi Goldberg
Martha Stewart
Marge Schott
Idi Amin
Just joking. Seriously, I don't understand the attraction to Giselle either but, I don't have to. Brady's the one who puts the Gis in Giselle!

 

No particular order

Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Lopez
Erin Andrews
Cindy Crawford
Megan Fox (Overrated but still up there)
Natalie Portman
Emma Watson (I’m young so it isn’t weird)

 

^Watson is a bit older than Caroline Wozniacki, so I don't think it's aw all weird...maybe if you had said Hermione Granger.

How did I miss Erin Andrews and Michelle Beadle?!?!?!?!?

Gwen Stefani, at least when she was 25 or whatever...I don't really know what she looks like these days.

 

She looks 25. Maybe hotter now than ever. Good call on Gwen.

 

Yeah, I just went looking for pictures of Gwen. She's a weirdo, no doubt, but absolutely a hottie.

(Hahahahaha, I just said "No Doubt" in reference to Gwen Stefani. I didn't mean to make a pun, but I'm not changing it, either. Have any of you consecutively listened to the beginning of Don't Speak and the beginning of Supertramp's Breakfast in America?)

Lucy Lawless (Xena)
Taylor Swift (They talked about her on PTI while they showed a few pictures, and even if she sings country music about middle school crushes, WOW)
ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!! (How'd we miss her?)