James Harrison "RANDOMLY" Tested for the 6th or 7th time!

Hey!!! All I can take from all this testing on Harrison is...Roger Goodell is obviously keeping it in a personal "piss bank" so that he can clone Harrison for years to come once he finally retires. Or maybe he is exporting it overseas!!!! Or just maybe he is drinking it!!! Because he has a secret man crush on James. If i was James I would request an investigation by the CIA he might have something there.Crazy!!!

 

Surprised were not seeing Goodell sitting in the owners suite between Jerry and Jean Jones at Cowgirl games. Oh wait he would not want to piss Robert Kraft off by two timing him.

 

I'm in an industry where "Random" drug tests are common. Some people haven't been given a "random" test in over a decade while some have been tested 6,7,8 times in an 18 month period and continue to pass them.

One guy after getting tested 6 times in about 14 months told the Supervisor to knock off the "selected randomness" that seemed to be occurring. He hasn't been tested in about 4 years since.

 

Side note: If the aforementioned Testor happens to get caught staring at your genital area for an extended period of time "there's your sign" sack his AZZ!!!! and call Robert Kraft and drop a dime that hes visually cheating on him.

 

When I was in the Military I had the infamous duty of being a, for lack of a better word.. "Piss Control Officer" when i had to do 100% that process required the unit Commander on down to the last Private to be alerted at a crazy hour of the morning and report to a controlled area where once you signed in and your SSN was verified you could not leave until you provided a urine sample. Sometimes this happened randomly, semiannually, Quarterly, Monthly etc.etc. I was given trained personnel to help me, but it was a lengthy process That took all day to accomplished. The funny thing is if you got randomly selected within 30 days of the last test something with the original test was not right!!! I had this Duty for a year. Needless to say I have seen and handled "not with bare hands" of course alot of urine in my time in the military. Alot of times it's done alphabetically or by your last four of SSN it's up to the one directing the test. I was glad to not have that Duty anymore.

 

Secret is out!!! Goodell's doctor is filtering Harrison's urine for possible signs of Siemen. If he can collect enough of it he can sell it on the black market to men in Europe since he's trying to start a franchise in London.

 

The Steelers are the only team to not ratify the CBA so they should be able to complain about this stuff as much as they want. As for the others, they got what they deserved for signing that thing. The league and Goodell can do whatever the heck they want and can be as arbitrary as they want.

 

That's a pisser of a good story.

Sorry, I had to say it. I'll go stand in the corner now.

 

Make that another "random" test. He got the letter today...

 

Hey Goodell...regarding the word random...

 

If they aren't careful, they might just "piss" this guy off ( pun intended ) to the point where he hurts somebody, just to prove he still can. GIVE EM HELL DEBO!

 

It has to be his new spotter that is his connection

THANKS TOMLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Be a man, not a kid
Hit the toilet, not the lid...

or were you referring to JH92s weightlifting spotter?

 

Yeah, it's changed a bit since then.

They started with "random" picking of letters and that correlated to last names. Then it was "random" last 4 matches.

Then they had a program that everyone was put in and it did it "randomly" because people were not choosing certain combos for themselves as coordinator and a few guys got busted. The old Rooster running the henhouse.

Problem with the program was that it required you to manually enter and pull people out, and it ended up using an algorithm that wasn't really random. (math error)

The Navy uses a program that randomizes the amount of people to a percentage per month and the days that you collect on now. Commanders are required to conduct "X" amount of unit testing per year and a certain percentage per month/quarter. Also, when you check-in to a new command you're required to conduct a test on the spot.

Now the coordinator logs into the system and it tells him "Yup there's a test today and here's the people you're testing!" or not. It allows for some days to be moved for operational commitments though.