James Harrison "RANDOMLY" Tested for the 6th or 7th time!

WTF? You got to be kidding me!

 

I think the reason this time is when he split the two blockers while being held by both of them on each bicep and still came away with the sack. Gooddell probably figured that it's impossible for a 38 year old player to do that and immediately scheduled the "random" drug test. It was the play that he was hurt on by both offensive players that about ripped his arms out of the shoulder sockets. Should have been flags thrown on both players but once again they saw #92 and ignored the penalties. Instead he has to prove once again that he is just the biggest, baddest work out freak the NFL has ever seen.

 

Here I fixed this notice for the NFL:

 

Yep, they think at his age he must using PEDs to still be playing at a high level, don't they ever get tired of harassing this man????

 

Apparently not. Mega boos to the NFL on this nonsense.

 

How would you like to be the snowflake that collects his sample?

 

funny thing is he is pretty huge for a natural person. then again natural bodybuilders have way less bodyfat, so maybe his size is attainable naturally given he's a freak.

 

What an absolute crock. Let the man play out what will probably be his last season in peace.

 

at his age it just might be for a prostate exam.

 

calling Dr Wallace
Dr Cody Wallace report to the room of doom

 

Wow, funny how a random test happens so often for some people...

 

You know, maybe James should be preemptive about it from now on. Maybe he just mail a cup of urine to the Commissioner's office once a week. You know, to prove he's clean.

 

Just so there is no doubt about the source, he should just go to Goodell's office and pee all over his desk each week.

 

Wow... A disgrace to a future hof

 

No conspiracy here.

Obviously, they are drug testing players named "James Harrison", and one who plays for the Steelers just happened to be picked randomly for the 6th or 7th time this season.

 

I'd love to "randomly" knock Goodells teeth out...

 

Ain't that easy. I had to monitor a few pi** tests while in the Marines. The monitor must see the cup in one hand, Johnny in the other and, you have to actually see the pee come out the hole into the cup and the Marine put the cap on, place the seal tape over the cap. The Marine and Monitor then initial the seal. Always wore rubber gloves just in case the nervous guys pissed all over the bottle.

I think I posted the story here once when a guy went in for Office Hours/Capts mast or article 15 depending on which service you were in. When the monitor was ask if he saw the operation his answer was "Yeah I THINK he had his own d**k in his hand" The guy went free. the monitor then had his own punishment hearing, which cost him a stripe.

 

Sadly I actually know how difficult it is (no clue where I learned it though). I just figured he should send 'ol Rodge some every week since he seems so interested in JH's urine...
Maybe JH can ask for an office at NFL HQ since he's there so often....

 

I'm confused about how you can be randomly tested so much. It just doesn't make any sense to me. The only way you can argue that this is random is if you put 10 slips into a jar with 9 slips having his name and 1 not. You pick it out of the jar and if he gets tested....fine. If not, you'll pick again next week just to be sure. It has gotten just crazy IMO.

 

Intriguing but not surprising.


Seems Goodell is still a bit stung from what certain players stated about his usage of power and is using said power to "protect the shield" from the "evildoers" such as Harrison and others.

 

Yeah then dipdell can run around behind James with a sippy cup HA!

 

Can't really say if it's BS without more information. If the average player is tested 3-4 times per year, then it wouldn't be far fetched to have some players tested 7 times and others only once, or perhaps not at all. It really depends how many tests are performed

 

goodell cant accept that a 38 old man looks like he does... well that guy lives in a gym lol

 

It's much harder to be requested 6 times randomly in a season than winning a lottery pot.
If the 5th previous have been negative, this is on the team. They should manage a strong protest.

Yes, you can't argue against bad luck, But come on, you can do math and prove the probability of that being random is absurd.