Injury Updates

TODAY'S TOM SAWYER

 

He's a modern day warrior with a mean, mean stride.

 

mean mean stride? ( Rush reference)?

 

Perhaps if we had an offense it would alleviate the amount of snaps he has to take in a game?

 

I can only explain this so many time, and yet it is still flying over your head.
This is the last time.
When someone else starts showing up when they are all focused on TJ, then You will see.
Porter wouldn't have shined if Haggan didn't help out, and they could have always cheated towards Porter. Harrison wouldn't have shined if Woodley didn't step up, and allowed the opponent to cheat always towards Harrison. This is the last time I'm explaining this, and memes, even the best ones don't overcome knowledge, unless it's to less knowledgeable people on the subject.

 

I didn't think IR players appeared on the Injury report.

Also if Cory Trice is there, where is Will Howard?

 

I believe it’s because Trice is in his window to return.

 

I think Trice is in his 4 year injury window.

 

Like I need you to explain football to me

 

Going into week one, we now have seven players on IR.

 

Apparently you need someone to. Don't listen to me, is fine, but you need someone to explain it to you.

 

I thought you were done why are you still commenting, don't flatter yourself you aren't that knowledgeable .

 

Yeah ok. LoL

 

While you're at it read this