How many fans heads would explode if this ever happened?

it's

"Yeah, um, no."

- George Washington

or

" That's nuts!!"

- George Washington Carver

or

" Hey Mr. Kotter. The 1st president invented peanut butter."

- Boom Boom Washington

 

Heres one reason why not to sign this head case "Burfict admits Joey Porter was not talking smack and Jones hit him for no reason"

 

I wouldn't be a happy camper, but if he helped us win #7 I would get over it

 

Fat chance. More likely we would be up by 2 points on a 4th and 8 with 5 seconds on the clock with the opponent just out of FG range and he would have another meltdown on an incomplete pass giving the opponent another down for a game winning kick.

Tomlin would then state in the press conference that "Obviously the meltdown cost us the trophy".

Porter would be arrested in the parking lot for assault.

Dan would beat Art Jr. with his cane.

All of Pittsburgh would be crapping on poor performing players lawns.

 

I'd rather have him than Vick.

I'd rather not have either.

I'd rather have a colonoscopy.

 

Ok I change my mind. If signing Pacman means that Peezy can then assault him then I am actually for it now.

 

He actually is a real good player and a great return guy but I just can not stand him that much to have him on our team.........

 

We would instantly become the browns for making that dumb a s s mistake

 

That like Cornerbacks who can "beat off offenders" and run back pick 6's?
*innocent look*

 

Would be a heck of a line at the Rooney lawn. I got dibs on the toilet paper and pierogi concessions