Great news STD - A Geico Lawsuit could save you millions!

This may be the weirdest lawsuit ever and our fellow comrade STD is "intimately" involved. A woman claims to have contracted an STD during a backseat romp in a car insured by Geico and has won a $5 million lawsuit against them claiming they should cover her expenses and mental anguish. This should help you out STD with your downed power poles and lack of air conditioning.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2022/06/10/geico-std-lawsuit-missouri/7578871001/

 

Un freaking..believable. This world.

 

I'm not a lawyer, but I did stay at Holiday Inn Express.

Injuries to the woman occurred to her while she was exposed in public. Indecent exposure is illegal. She cannot file claim for injuries she incurred during commission of a crime.

 

"15 minutes can net you 5.3 M or more!"
I'm glad I'm not with that company. You don't suppose everyone's premiums will go up or anything.......

 

I get why the kid who she had sex with would be at fault, but not the insurance company of the car.

Wow, I never even thought about this being an illegal act, so your car insurance would not cover you.

I first saw this, because Elan Musk was talking about it for being one of the reason's car insurance is so high in this country.