Caption This! 2022 Week 12

So you're telling me that the Colts actually fired two coaches? After working here, I didn't think that was allowed.

 

Smell my finger.

 

Remember that time you guys lined up and no one accounted for #91 and he sacked Kenny? Don't do that anymore.

 

So just to be clear. Nobody wants to pull my finger? Come on guys. You're no fun!

 

I don't want to point fingers but if it wasn't for this guy getting hurt we would have won last week. Now you guys are this close to having Sean Kugler back as a position coach.

 

Beat me to it!

 

Let me demonstrate the Cody Wallace technique. See, you take your index finger like this. And once your man is on the ground, you jump on top and stick this here finger right up his poop shoot.

 

Coach; " Dotson, this is Cole, he plays to your right, the guy I have been telling you to help is Moore, he is to your left!!. Do you know your left from your right?"

 

"If anyone holds again, this guy gets it!"

 

"Dotson, you hold again and I'll poke your other eye!"

 

"So, that's one vote for pizza. How many want Chinese?"

 

Is it just me, or is Hassenhauer staring at that finger like the last chicken wing on the plate?

 

(PM) "This guy right here............This guy right here........This is my guy, this guy right here."

(KD) "Coach, they stopped serving beer at halftime."

 

Now see, right there! There it goes again! When I push in his temple his foot twitches just like I said...pay up mother f'rs.

 

Big boys gotta eat!

 

Big Snack 2.0

 

The gym is that way!

 

You see I told you the ghost of Jerome Bettis would rise up and cause a fumble.

Ummm coach the Bus ain't dead.

Damn right he isn't but he will be the way jagoffs are blocking.

 

For the hundredth time guys - this is the lobus frontalis not the medulla oblongata. Don't you remember when we watched The Waterboy that day in the classroom?

 

All these above are pretty good.

 

To Dotson... " Pay attention to my finger , not my man boobs".

 

That is just wrong. Funny as heck, but when the truth is funny, it's just wrong.