Calvin Austin

Had to post, Thought this was funny ..Our Offense is so elite, and complex...Canada doesn't know what to do

 

Guess he isn't good at running horizontally 3 yards down the field?

 

I don't care if he just returns punts for now. He can't be any worse.

 

Guess not lol

 

I'm no Matt Canada...but I'd think you could start with some jet sweeps and maybe some slot work so he doesn't have to deal beating press off the line...and running 9 routes down the seam to make safeties account for keeping a lid on the D. But again...I'm no Matt Canada...

 

Well you see Matt... you usually put him at a WR position since that is what he plays....

 

I posted this in another thread, but it definitely ‘fits’ here.

 

Wow

 

" Moving Train"... It's been a Derailment

 

"Time to jump on the moving train"? WTF is he talking about? I got news for you Matt. The only thing your offense is quick at is elapsed time in change of possession. At the rate they move, Austin will have to run backward to jump on the train.

 

Dated Soviet Union Train Joke. (Told to me by a Russian guy around 1990)

Stalin, Khrushchev and Gorbachev are traveling on a train. Well into the trip, the train breaks down and stops. After a while Stalin gets impatient and goes to the locomotive. As he returns, Stalin says “I had the engineer and his crew shot” and for a short time the train starts moving, but eventually stops. This time Khrushchev goes to the loco. He returns and say “I sent the crew to re-education camp”. And once again the train temporarily starts before stalling again. Gorbachev looks around assesses the situation. He pull down all the shades in the passenger car, sits down and say “we’re making great time, aren’t we!”

 

Calvin, run as fast as you can.

Kenny, throw it as far as you can.

There you go, Matt, problem solved.

 

Yeah, Matt. Just show Austin a couple of clips of when Mike Wallace was here. Problem solved. You dunce. You're welcome.

 

He’s too damn stupid to watch any film of anything successful! Jjs keep runnin the same 6 plays! Even a rock will crumble! NOT in the nfl!

 

Austin ran a 4.21 at the combine but they said he left a step too early and guessed his time at 4.32. His real 40 time is probably somewhere in between those two times. If Canada is confused about how to use someone at that speed then he has no business being an NFL OC.

 

You can't win with ... dumb coaches

 

Matt Canada: " Why How and Where would our D Coordinator fit on in with My Offensive Jeanious? "

 

Canada calling the offense...

 

Austin may not know how to drop passes or fall down yet.

 

add
how to use social media to that

more weeks from ready in my guess

 

really dumb coaches speak, just as bad when he said after throwing a 3 yard swing pass to Harris on 4 and 10 yards to go said they ran out of plays.

 

The fact Canada said this about Austin, is enough to say he needs to be fired this second.