As long as he stays on the sidelines during the game Yeah Pickens is the only headcase Ladies n gentlemen DK Metcalf
DK sucks
Man asks a woman if she wants to join the 4H club She replies How do i become a member Man replies Plant your tulips on this
DK sure isn’t a #1 Only by default I say Edit Sorry Dk Please don’t punch me
My dad told me he missed the toilet and hit the flower pot. 9 months later he had a blooming idiot
Son asks his parents What is the secret to your 60yr marriage? Fathers responds Being deaf
Awful Except for Pickens
Sprite and sour cream biscuits [ATTACH] Melt in your mouth Full of Deliciousness
Not sure it would serve its designed purpose Not sure if it would be pleasant for the recipient either To each their own
Kind of like Mikey People are going to find flaws in every one
I also like cut up tomatoes in my mac n cheese
Just read it online Wanted to make sure nobody posted it yet
I agree Is it gonna be one of the three suspects Rooney Kahn McCarthy I personally think it is time to move on from Arod
Im a ballchinin
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Well said My parents also called us lazy Guess I am just like my parents and their parents Only thing that stays constant Is change You are correct
Reminds me of Charlie Chaplin For some unknown reason
[ATTACH] Is that you Jr? There's no way, no way, that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in...
Technology Everyone knows everything But knows nothing Thank you Alexa Siri Google
[MEDIA] Sounds a little like Primus
