As George Carlin once asked, "You have 23 odds and ends on a table. 22 of them fall off. What do you have left, an odd or an end?"
Tomlin only had a birthday with Cowher's candles!
Rumor I heard was that he played for the wrong TEAM!;) Like I used to say about Jeff Garcia, as a QB, he was a hell of a running back!
Saw them many times in San Diego. For me, that's not a road trip. My wife and I made a road trip to Heinz to see the home opener against the Jets...
I think of this every time I'm in Seattle. Yes, the Edgewater is still there! [MEDIA]
RIP to Matt Snell. Former Jets RB
Okay: The teacher gave the class an assignment. They were to come up with a word for the letter she gave them. Little Johnny's hand shot up, but...
When my grandson was about 12, he asked if I knew any jokes. I told him, "yes, but none that I can tell you." Then I thought, maybe little Johnny...
R.I.P. to "Country Joe" McDonald!
My uncle also taught us this gem: 30 days has September. April, June and no wonder! All the rest have peanut butter, except Grandma. She rides a...
True story: A girl I grew up with went to the store one Saturday and bought some wine and a cucumber for her salad and the cashier remarked, "No...
The guy who was hit in the head with two soda cans was released from the hospital with no injuries. Turns out they were soft drinks..........
When I was about 12, we were visiting relatives and my cousin was going to drive us somewhere in his '69 Chevelle SS. I was nervous and aske my...
My brother and I listened to this album for days...... [MEDIA]
Great book. I thought the movie stayed very close to the book.
Just rewatched "Where the Crawdads Sing"
Watched "Marshalls" last night. It ain't Yellowstone but, I'll reserve judgement.
I see what you did there.....couldn't use that one either.
My wife collects dad jokes so she can use them at work. In today's corporate world, you wouldn't be able to use that bear joke. It might be...
I hear ya. As a veteran of years of spring breaks in Mexico I can attest to the fact that all the girls I saw who got drunk and dance on tables at...