Out of the options available, Groundhog Day.
A guy and his wife were at the hospital, with his wife ready to go into labor. The doctor walked into the room and said, "all right, I'm ready to...
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And now that the thread has become about farmer's markets, here's a smooth transition back to dad jokes. A farmer was pulled over by a state...
Pete Rose. Saw him at many Reds games as a kid.
Groovy.
That reminds me about a CD I have that contains the original score for 2001 that was not used in the movie. Alex North wrote the entire 2001 score...
Yep, he really said it. And the post is actually still up: https://x.com/LeVeonBell/status/230394953266761729
A pirate went for a follow-up visit to the doctor to see the results of a biopsy of some tumors they found. The pirate said, "Aye, doctor. Gimme...
Same.
I don't put a lot of stock in what LeVeon says. Coming from a guy who says "If you play this game for money and/or fame then your playin for the...
A guy got a job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. His new manager stopped by after a couple of hours to see how he was doing, and noticed that the...
I'm interested, not necessarily excited. Like everyone else, I'm trying to figure out how anyone thought Karl Urban fits the role of Johnny Cage.
I recently bought the Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection for PS5, and now this song is stuck in my head (even though it isn't actually in any of the...
Yeah, definitely. I remember thinking that while I thought he should be a RB, he'd never give up the QB role. But it would have been better for...
I will say that I finished Castle Rock season 2 a few days ago. I really liked season 2, better than season 1. It's especially good if you've read...
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today. His mom got really angry.
Yep, that's what I always said during Kordell's time. Should have gotten someone who could throw better and made Slash a RB.
Bill Belichick says, "Hold my beer."
