Second verse, same as the first
Horrible idea TO drink. This game is killing my buzz.
Best explanation yet as to why everyone else is wide open. Either that, or they're still looking for Eifert from last season...
If this is the best our offense AND defense can do, we might be in the running for Trevor Lawrence. :facepalm:
3rd down and any distance = first down unless the QB misses badly. Where have I seen this movie before?
This team mentally spots NE 14 points before the game even starts every time they play them.
Receivers wide open, Brady has all day to throw, Patriots using picks with impunity. It's almost as if they know our defense... It's almost as...
As a fan of Marzen beers, any particular brewery?
Got my husbandly duties out of the way early. What? I mowed the lawn and washed her car. Not my fault your mind is naughty. So now pregame...
Was just informed my best half that dinner tonight will be pizza and stromboli. She worked late last night and doesn't feel like cooking. (She had...
Well, in celebration, or depression, it works either way.
I drafted Tom Brady as a joke... I may end up starting him in the coming weeks. :facepalm:
Seems rather cordial from where I'm standing...
My favorite! (Obligatory warning: foul language) [MEDIA]
No idea what I'm having to eat yet. My better half hasn't decided. But it'll be delicious whatever she chooses. This will be the only game I get...
The Patriots have shredded defenses (including us many times) using taxi drivers and plumbers as WRs. And you think we have no cause for concern...
He hadn't perfected his cheating method yet? Maybe his failure in Cleveland prompted him to start <ahem> creatively interpret the rules <cough>.
No. He couldn't. But Belicheat sure could...
LOL. No. But I've been having a fight with my phone's autocorrect.
Brady snapped in 2 and retires at halftime. AB on the sidelines all smiles and smug... play goes right at him and entire team runs him over......