Caption This! Week 2

Alex: Hey Cam, here's that back rub I owe you after losing the bet about staying 1st in the division.

 

Hey Cam looks like no break for You today.

 

Fans Cam, actual fans!

 

Do these shoulder pads make me look fat?

 

yea that's the spot right there.

norwood: is that the lugy he spit at him?
72: yea, i think i'm gonna puke.

 

Man, that hurts! I shoulda been a ballet dancer like mom wanted!

 

Norwood: "Oh look, TJ left a bunch of money on the field!"

 

Hold on Cam, I almost have the whole team on your back to carry!

 

Alex: Come on Cam, after the game were going to have a big bowl of ice cream.
Cam: with sprinkles?
Alex: With sprinkles.
Cam: With whipped cream?
Alex: With whipped cream.

 

Cam. I'm glad it's not your groin that hurts. I just got done working on TJ and suddenly there was a hell of a mess.

 

On a side note, my wife walked out of the bedroom and asked “do these pants make me look fat”? I replied “it’s not the pants”. I was in trouble for a long while. So, then she asked again. I just said “yes”. She hasn’t asked my opinion again.

 

Lie...I did it a lot while married, or that maybe why I'm no longer married.

 

A women's question is always loaded. Best to play dumb.

 

God bless her, she’s been putting up with my crap for a long time

Although, she does remind me I am an *******