Caption This! 2019 Week 9

Guy to the left of Ben: Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmmm.

 

All we're missing is Duce Staley!

 

Mike to Ben: You know I'll be back next season.

Ben: I probably won't and you are going to miss me.

 

Guy to the right of Ben: Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmmm.
Guy to the right of the guy to the right of Ben: Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmmm.
Ben: Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmmm.

 

Guy to the left of Ben: I don't know why I wore my Cubs gear to a Steelers-Colts game.

 

That's after Switzer decided not to be smart and protect the lead but to take a shot in the body and risk a turnover in own 20 with game on the line?

 

Tomlin; "Uggggghhhh i feel bloated"

 

MT - We got this.

Ben - Whatever.

Fitchner - Okay, another screen as you demanded sir.

 

Tomlin: Rudolph seems timid out there with that herd. He's not leading with his brightest nose that's for sure.

 

Coach: yes Ben this pocket pool is fun.

coach t. I'm batman.

ball boy: I wonder if this is what my pregnant wife feels like.

 

Ball Boy. Top this Phillip Rivers.

 

4 yrs of university studying Malaysian poetry and this is the only job I could find, imagine that.

 

Ben: "Coach do I really need to be here for the Rams? I got a great season going on Madden with AB back on the team."

Popcorn: "Yes Ben, Randy is your puppet. You need to be pulling the strings so he can help Mason win that game."

 

Ben to Tomlin: Smile coach, at least Dan Snyder wants you.

 

Ben: You know, Coach, this is much easier than actually playing. I think I'll be injured every year and just collect a paycheck
Tomlin: You can't do that to me, Ben. You know coaching isn't my strong suit.

 

Who is the homeless guy on Tomlin’s right?

 

Tomlin: What does a man have to do to get a laminated color coded spreadsheet to list all his possible reactions on? Obviously I'm going to need one or paint someone with a brush.

Ben: Coach Cowher just stuck out his chin and rained spittle on you. (Smiles to himself)

Ball boy: Dagum methinks the Steelers are on me, best alert Coach Bilicheck.

 

Guy to the left of Ben: Same height, same stature, maybe I can over take Switzer as a WR/Return guy.. maybe I will get the chance.. Ben can you talk to MT for me??
Ben: Yeah I think this guy may be leading onto something..
MT: Alright I think now is the right time I should use the challenge flag.. Three T.O left, I will find someway to make Brian Hoyer win this game

 

Ball boy: This is the face Philip Rivers made after we beat the bolts.
Ben: Hehehehe
Mike: We beat the Chargers? Holy crap, the message board must have been lovin' me that week.

 

Tomlin: I shake my hips to the left. I shake my hips to the right.
Ben: Hehehehe
Ball Boy: I look like I have a bun in the oven. Respect.

 

Ball Boy: He's looking at the ball
Ben: see's a good looking cheerleader near the end zone
MT: staring somewhere in a trance trying to figure out what quarter it is.
Guy behind and left of ball boy thinking: I wonder if I can go over and grab that red flag from that equipment managers pocket so he can't use it again.

 

Fitchner: Which way did he go, which way did he go?
Tomlin: Look guys...I’m a chicken hawk!
Ben: I’m in the land of misfit toys.
Ball Boy: Damn...there is actually a land of misfit toys....good to know.

 

Who is the guy behind the ball boy in the salute the service Steelers hoodie looking at Ben? His facial expression reminds me of someone thinking yeah i could be better than Ben however the most notable thing to me is that he has an earpiece for the walkie and a headset and cord going to his other ear. What kind of secret service wannabe is this guy or is he really a Darth hoodie plant?