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Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

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  1. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    The other day I met this beautiful woman with huge hooters. I offered her $1,000 if she would let me bite one, and she agreed. We went off to a secluded place and I buried my face into them, licking, motor-boating and having a grand time. After a few minutes she said “well aren’t you going to bite one?” And I said “no thanks, they’re too expensive.”
     
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, but the second time was a letdown.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 27, 2026 at 8:56 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 27, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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  3. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    I own 51% of a company that hunts vampires.....I'm the main stake holder.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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  4. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Chilling by the pool

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    Variation from when I literally bought $10,000 of toilet paper for a school district

    It’s rough it’s tough and it doesn’t take **** off of anyone
     
    jeh1856, Jun 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
    jeh1856, Jun 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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