Caption This! 2022 Week 2

What time is it, you ask? Half past the monkeys ass quarter to his balls.

 

My little casio watch calculator calculates........

 

Mitch- Not that crap again!!! I’m calling an audible!!!
Chase- we can only do what they tell us !!!
Mitch- but this play is crap!!
DJ- we have to call plays to get us WRs open over the middle
Chase- I know BUT we can only do what they tell us and it’s on us to make plays—
Mitch—- yeah we gotta call concepts to get you guys over the middle
Harris- give me the ball, I’ll run it over the middle for 2 yds!!
Okafor—- Are they chanting ,,, Kenny Pickets name????
Mitch—— innny, mennny, Minnny, MOE!!!
Chase- You have to call what they tell us to!!
Mitch—- But my career is dying with this crap and this is my last chance!!!!
Pat F—- throw me the ball, I like it when the say Muuuuuth!!!!
Mitch- ok, I’ll call Matt play but if we lose we need to throw him under the bus!!!
Pickens- The Bus!!! Is he here?? I want his autograph!!!
Harris- give me the ball!!!

 

Hold on fellas, I have to reset my digital sundial - it records how fast I can scramble away from defenders.

 

Exactly what I just thought.

 

Mitch: Uhhhhhhhhh......I really can't read this....can someone help????
Pickens : does it matter???...You can't see past 10 yards.

 

Don’t worry, my watch has Ben on speed dial!

 

here we go i stole this wrist band from my kids jr. high team, we can run these plays.

wait mitch, those are way too complicated.

naw look, you run down the seam and i'll....

no, no they told us never go there, new england will take the ball off of us if we go there. that's what they do.

you must have that wrong.

no they told us that in our meeting. never ever go to that part of the field.

 

Would that part of the field happen to be the center?