Witherspoon

They were Lia Thomas's breasts.

 

withersppoon is a bumb, nice 19 page thread on a bumb.

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dooesn't matter. like most men, even the oldest nastiest biker babe and she say's you wanna see my boobs and they would say well heck yea. here let me spritz them with water. difference is how long you look at them.

 

Depends if you look or stare

 

or spritz or touch.

 

spritz or spew

 

Bad bad bad

I had no idea who Lia Thomas was

So I googled images of her breasts

 

I was on a beach somewhere with my wife and got busted watching babes

My wife said “It’s ok, you can read the menu. You just can’t order anything to eat”

I asked “what about a cup of soup or an appetizer “

I got whacked on the head

 

tossed salad?

 

Yes I was

 

Yep I tell mine just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

 

What is a bumb?

 

A dumb bum.

 

This is when you ask for a doggy bag and hope she doesn't inspect it.

 

boy this thread took a bad turn.

 

yeah, but hopefully it created good mammaries

 

Don't knock it till you tried it.

 

He did lead the team in ints last season, despite only getting playing time later in the season.