The Steelers sign Johnny Manziel to a 1 yr deal

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Come on man!
Lol!!!

 

The reported deal is worth an estimated $11.75 an hour with no health benefits BUT an option for dental after 6 months of employment. Johnny has submitted his resume which states he is really good at cleaning up his own vomit with a swiffer and using plastic bags to gather empty beer cans

 

Occasionally, I as well make some posts I learn to regret.

 

I just wanted to see if people would believe it

 

Fine I'll be the one...can he play cb?

 

If Manziel actually cared about his job and football he might be a good grab as a perennial backup QB in the NFL.

I doubt any NFL team looks at him after headlines read "Manziel Hits Three Clubs After Court Appearance."

I think the only team dumb enough to take him now is the Browns... oh wait.

 

Not as well as Stephen Jackson.

(Figured I might as well go there...)

 

This is not a very good signing, yeah he has talent but will he be dependable and the bigger question is.............

How long before he OD's on the cleaning chemicals????????????????

 

If that had been true, there would be so many heads exploding, TTF would have to by a new server and rebuild this website.

 

Pffft... Johnny Clipboard isn't good enough to be on the grounds crew at Heinz Field.

 

I second that notion.

 

I expected Manziel to be on a different team as a backup in 3 seasons or less but I didn't think he would be out of the NFL this soon. I thought he would at least be able to squeeze a second chance out of a QB desperate team. Not so sure now.

 

This a great signing. We need a qb for the future and Landry has had his shot. I look forward to watching him and Ben compete in camp this year. I don't think Johnny beats him out at camp but I would say by probably week 8 or so Johnny will have taken over the top spot. Ben will still be a solid backup to him though and we've been hoping for a solid backup. This move makes total sense across the board. We get the next franchise qb AND a BACKUP franchise qb. Pretty much no other team can say they have that luxury. Well done Colbert. You have totally redeemed yourself from signing Blake, Cortez, Vick, Rainey, and Archer.

 

Hey wait BFT - didn't you use this exact same post last year just after they signed Vick? Except the font was green back then. Anyways - you're spot on with this

 

GREEN FONT, GREEN FONT!

 

I read he we signed Ray Rice too. They will be leading sensitivity training for the team. This was organized by Vick before he left!

 

i bet he is a better teamate and studies the playbook a lot harder than ben. oh, and i bet he is a better leader than ben also. Next years starter if you ask me.

 

I knew it was fake

 

When you hire an agent, and he turns around and fires you then it's pretty much over