Media Relieved They Don’t Have To Deal With ****ing Harbaughs This Year

I love The Onion.


NEW YORK—Grateful to interview anyone but the two head coach brothers, members of the sports media expressed on Wednesday their unanimous, unequivocal relief that they didn’t have to put up with those goddamn Harbaughs while covering this year’s Super Bowl. “Thank ****ing Christ,” said NESN
reporter Doug Kyed, adding that he “just could not handle” sitting through any more terse, hostile press conferences with that ******* Jim or pretending to care that John was always the supportive brother. “Compared to that god-awful Harbaugh ****, John Fox is nothing—he just shuts up and lets Peyton Manning go. Hell, even Carroll’s fine. Give me Pete Carroll any day of the week if it means I never have to talk to another ****ing Harbaugh again.” Media personnel were reportedly further relieved after realizing they wouldn’t have to watch Joe Flacco take a single snap on Sunday.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/me...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

 

I think they don't have time to worry about dealing with them because they are worried about the complete snubbing they got from Marshawn Lynch. Their feelings are truly hurt. LOL.

 

I read the Onion once. I emphasize ONCE.

I don't necessarily disagree but I'll be damned if I ever waste another 1/2 hr of my life away like that again.

 

You know it's satire right?

 

Of coarse I know it's satire but in their defense I'm probably not the targeted audience.

 

The article seemed reasonable enough to me. Why did you guys have to go and ruin it for me by telling me it wasn't a legitimate article? I mean, really, I couldn't care less if I ever had to hear either one of them speak again or watch Flacco take another snap!

 

I'll bet you're the life party, aren't you?

 

The posted link is not working anymore.

I found the updated link, but the link itself is NSFW (edited below with ****):

theonion.com/articles/media-relieved-they-dont-have-to-deal-with-f*****g,35095/

 

Trythis

http://www.theonion.com/articles/media-relieved-they-dont-have-to-deal-with-****ing,35095/

yeah i think that ole meamy TTF wont let that one word be typed

Try the link and instead of stars type in FCUK

 

I could probably out party 90% of people 25 years younger than me but don't necessarily have to agree with them.