Little help here please

I admit I don't really follow the news. And reading all the crap on net confuses me. So many frigging opinions. Is there a simplified answer? My grandson is over in the Middle East.

Why are we at war with Iran? Stop their nuclear program? I think back in the 80's Israel bombed their facilities and that was that.

I like what my grandson told me. He finds their females hot as hell and we are fighting them so their females can stop covering their bodies up

 

The reason why we are at war changes frequently. We bombed their nuclear facility a year ago and claimed it was “obliterated”. Several months later it was for “regime change”. Then it reverted to preventing them from acquiring a nuclear weapon. My best guess is someone convinced POTUS the war would be over in a matter of weeks if not days. So no new wars became war with Iran.

 

It’s hard to tell

The guy who started the war keeps telling different lies

 

"I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as your president." (and I already have top people setting up a covert sting operation called Watergate for the next guy.)