Monken's monkey. The Browns.

Monken’s own words colliding with classic Browns chaos. He’s the coach who publicly says he “despises crappy football,” gets “emotionally hijacked” by pre-snap penalties, calls 7-on-7 interceptions “embarrassing,” and still ends up watching the same old offensive dumpster fires over and over again.


Some jobs are just not worth it. I'm not a meme guy, but can some Steeler fan do me a solid and post your best Monken''s Meme?


https://www.cleveland.com/browns/20...ne-calls-everyone-in-for-a-strong-rebuke.html

 

Watson named the starter for week 1 is hilarious after the garbage he showed against they played the Bills Saturday. Totally outplayed by Sanders. And then he had the audacity to complain about the fans booing him. What a freakin jerkoff. The browns be brownin, just like always.

 

If we would’ve been ‘ accused’ of beating our dongs on a woman’s back by 100 women:
Sex offender
Loss of job
Possible jail time
Money ‘ In God we trust’
Hilarious

 

What Im getting a kick out of is all the media guys that are laughing at it, and they were the same guys that said the Browns would be SB contenders when they got him. LOL.
Hell I remember the people going crazy on here wanting him. LoL.
I never wanted him.

 

Only Jimmy Haslam was dumb and despicable enough to sign off on that dirt bag. Remember when Jimmy and his wife Dee were on TV talking about how they got really comfortable with Deshaun the person. I guess thats a different character than Deshaun the sexual assaulter and misogynist. Absolutely disgusting and despicable.

 

I think You need to go back , and look at our board, and the media during right before he was signed by the Browns

 

Pre-season I know but the Brownies have been outscored 65-17 in first two games.

Predicting it now, Browns beat us October 1st. Could be their first win of season.

 

Maybe so. But that noise sure as hell was not coming from me.

 

Watson starting could actually be a strategic play.

If the goal is securing the first overall pick in the 2027 draft, putting him out there and letting the losses pile up might be the fastest way to get there.

As for Sanders, he’s the better option — and not a “me-too” guy like Waston. But he is more of a Johnny Manziel type. Focus too much of off the field stuff.

The Browns continue to provide lot of comedic material. Who says football can't be funny?

 

No I didn't say it was, but there was a lot that it was. I didn't like the idea at all

 

Watson has this team by the short hairs. Cut him now? Fine. You just ate $127,165,992 in dead cap.Cut him in 2027? Fine. You just ate $86,206,864 in dead cap. Cleveland is screwed. The owner, GM, and head coach are under massive strain.They’re aptly named the Browns.

 

Dude, Sanders is totally a me too guy. He learned from one of the most arrogant, self centered, egotistical jagoffs the NFL has ever seen. His daddy.

 

So you saying he fits the Browns.

 

I personally can think of 230 Million Reasons as to why the Browns needed to start Deshaun Watson. That said, this is a mess of their own doing. The biggest losers though are the fans.


Essentially what Jimmy and Dee Haslam both told the fanbase was for the DawgPound to go kiss both their asses. Boycotting games mean very little as the Browns, like all NFL Teams, make their money off of TV Contracts, Streaming Contracts and Shared Revenue. It does create bad PR though.


That said, what is bad PR to an Owner and Ownership Group that clearly doesn't give a damn about it. Unless Jimmy Haslam does something truly horrific and/or extreme, the Browns are his team to do... whatever the hell he wants.

 

... but... but....


Shedeur Sanders was a PRO BOWLER!!!