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Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

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  1. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Why PSU should not play at Pitt

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    And I’m making a list that I will repeat at inappropriate times
     
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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  2. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Why PSU should not play at Pitt

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    I make my wife handmade birthday cards using pi fractional roots and logarithms etc

    She seems to take it better than using the actual number
     
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
    #277
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  3. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?


    She gets a frog in her throat at 69!
     
    Born2Steel, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
    Born2Steel, Jun 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
    #278
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  4. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    You're such a nerd. I think you had her at pie. ;)
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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  5. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Why PSU should not play at Pitt

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    The romantic that I am……

    When I asked my wife if she would like to get married she had just gotten her graduate degree and had school loans

    Apparently I told her I thought she would be a good investment

    She hasn’t let forget that

    But I was correct
     
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
    jeh1856, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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  6. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't that Geraldine in a Ferrari

    Don't tell me this town ain't got no Hart
     
    forgotten1, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
    forgotten1, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
    #281
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  7. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    forgotten1, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
    forgotten1, Jun 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
    #282
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  8. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL. I've thought about it.
     
    S.T.D, Jun 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
    S.T.D, Jun 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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  9. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    I googled missing medieval servant, but it came back page not found.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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  10. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.....I have a hunch it might be me.


    How do lumberjacks know how many trees they cut down? They keep a log.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Jun 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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  11. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Why does the train stop in the middle of the forest? To let the lumber-jack off.
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Jun 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Jun 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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  12. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    I actually took a second for me to get the 1st one. LoL
     
    S.T.D, Jun 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
    S.T.D, Jun 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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