Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as ...

...

Sinko de Mayo.

 

LoL

 

I read this whole thing in the voice of Mr. Peabody........

 

So I read this out loud to Mrs Jeh changing grandfather with wife

She didn’t see the humor so to save face I threw you under the bus

 

You threw me under Jerome Bettis??
No worries. Now tell her the one about the kid wheeling in grandpa's iron lung!

 

I'm looking forward to watching the world Origami championship


It's on paper view!

 

Sounds very very interesting
Lime in mayo
Might give it a try
Make some in a bowl with
Dukes

 

Dukes is a southern mayonnaise
Miracle whip in Pa
Grits in south
Cocoa wheats in Pa

 

I never could get a taste for coco wheats

 

We were poor
So I didnt get them as much as I liked
Came down south
Was introduced to grits
I likey
Esp with sunny side up eggs
Mix all together and sop up with toast

 

Coco