Tomlin's tired of your crap people!

Next time that happens you call me asap. I’ll be on a plane quick.
I’ve often had dreams about myself and an older gentleman infiltrating a lesbian gathering.

 

Apparently God likes me better

 

Years ago, my wife and I were visiting friends in Tampa and went to see Raymond James stadium. Something was going on inside and, when we asked, we found out they were doing a mass gay wedding ceremony!

 

Did you catch the bouquet

 

They wouldn't let anyone into the stadium without a pass.

 

Mus feel good over air, Jeh.

 

Pretty sure I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

Many moons ago I went to a baseball game with a friend. She managed to get absolutely wasted, tripped and fell, and broke her nose. About 10 days later we decided to drive up to Newport and party for a few days. She still has the remnants of two black eyes from the broken nose. So we are sitting in this bar having drinks and she gets up to go to the bathroom. So I’m sitting there minding my own business when all of the sudden some random woman is screaming at me cussing me out up and down. She even tried smacking me a couple times. It turns out this other woman had been sitting at the bar and decided the only explanation for the two black eyes was a DV incident. She took it upon herself to save my friend. She got thrown out, kicking and screaming the whole way. You’re too good for him! Don’t let him hit you! Oi

 

Wow

 

He definitely got the challenges correct today

 

His red flag was intercepted because he never challenged Pickens catch that was called incomplete

 

Too bad!

 

Or He was taught to respect his elders.

 

When they start tagging questions with 'disagree' you've officially ascended a level on somebody's sh*t list.

 

We're aware

 

I’ve had dreams that involved two lesbians

You weren’t one of them

I’m going to take enough drugs to keep it that way