Why did we pass on Malik Willis?

Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Tennessee?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Q: How does a man from Tennessee hold up his pants?
A: With a bible belt.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Tennessee?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cuz' you're the only Ten I see ! (smack)

 

Damn GOLDBURGH!!!!
NICE.
That's the spirit.
Except for the smack part LOL

 

A man from Pennsylvania walks into a bar in Tennessee, and he sits down to order a couple beers.

The bartender notices something *off* about him, and he goes to the man after he's done with his first two beers and asks, "You're not from around here, ain't cha?".

The man goes "Nah, I'm from Pennsylvania", and orders another beer. Curiously, the bartender asks, "Whatcha do up there in Pennsylvania, mister?".

The man goes, "I'm a taxidermist.". The bartender is puzzled, and asks, "Tax-i-derm-ist? What's that?". The man answers "I mount animals.".

The bartender's eyes light up, and yells to everyone in the bar, **"IT'S OKAY, BOYS, HE'S ONE OF US!"**.

 

I’m surrounded by hunters

I’m stealing this

 

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags", and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs".....then what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

 

I'll have to pay more attention to their cheerleaders.

 

Don’t we all

 

Did he become a Footballanalyst?

 

No but there is another poster with similar traits constantly posting other people’s thoughts

And again he was a she

 

Just got bumped again

 

Benny came from Miami FLA
Hitchhiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows along the way
Shaved her legs then he was a she
Benny said " Hey Babe take a walk on the wild side!"

 

Old fart

 

I'm assuming then that the OP's fave toy growing up was a G.I. Don't Know action figure.

 

I was talking about your young friend, not Benny. I think Benny was......... confused.

 

For his sake, I hope he got a lot better than he was when he got his shot with the Titans. He did very little to resemble a competent NFL quarterback.

 

very unlikely!