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Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by mac daddyo, Sep 24, 2018.

  1. mac daddyo

    mac daddyo Well-Known Member

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    well what will it be for week 3?

    little johnny went trick or treating dressed as a pirate. at the first house he rang the door bell and when the lady answered he said trick or treat. the lady then said oh your a pirate where's your buccaneers? johnny said they are under my buccan hat. :smiley1: sorry:facepalm:


    i'm keeping it simple tonight just like our defensive scheme.

    foot long chili dogs.
    tater tots with cheese and bacon.
    taco dip with nachos.

    what u got?

    :herewego!:

    :cool:
     
  2. Clive From PIT

    Clive From PIT I don't often drink...but I'm starting to. Site Admin

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    A man took his old duck to the doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The doctor explained to the man that as ducks age, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up its food.

    "What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful, because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill. If you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water, it'll drown."

    The man goes about his business and about a week later, the doctor runs into his patient.

    "Well, how is that duck of yours?" the doctor inquires.

    "He's dead," declared the heartbroken man.

    "I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned, didn't he?" insisted the doctor.

    "No," lamented the man. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise."​


    Teriyaki chicken over jasmine rice, steamed broccoli, sweet tea.
     
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  3. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    Actually a 10:00pm to 6:00am work shift is on the menu....will DVR the game and watch when I get home...shhhh! Gonna miss the chatter with you guys.....:herewego!:
     
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  4. Da Stellars

    Da Stellars Well-Known Member

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    Pierogi with carmalized onions
     
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  5. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan

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    Imodium and tonic, twist of lime and a block of cheese. Hoping to plug up this loose defense. :bscow:
     
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  6. Sojourner

    Sojourner Well-Known Member

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    It's a late game so probably just some chips or Doritos. Whichever or whatever the ol' lady grabs at the store today will be fine by me.
     
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  7. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    Left over Chinese.

    I love to cook, but for Monday night games, I’m too tired/lazy.

    I did build up the energy to crack a beer.

    Here’s to Yinz :drinks:
     
  8. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    WINgs!.............................and Beer!:drinks:
     
  9. TuRnDoWnForWaTT

    TuRnDoWnForWaTT Well-Known Member

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    Burgers with cheddar cheese and fresh jalapeños, french fries, Tito's homemade Vodka and Diet Coke.
     
  10. groutbrook

    groutbrook

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    :drinks:
     
  11. Disco1981

    Disco1981 Well-Known Member

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    A mouse walks into a bar, a bar for all animals, and the barender says " what will you have Mr.Mouse" so the mouse says...Give me the regular

    So he pours the mouse a shot and beer... 4-5 shots, 4-5 beers later he sees a giraffe that's looking pretty good...the mouse is feeling pretty good, so he slides over to an empty bar stool, and starts hitting on the giraffe

    About a half hour later, he gets the giraffe to leave with him

    The next morning the mouse comes in the bar...moaning and groaning and holding his head...the bartender says " what happened to you Mr.Mouse, you really look like ****"

    The mouse responds..." Well, between kissing and ****ing...I must have run about 500 miles last night"

    Oh, the ole lady made dinner...pork roll, potatoes, and rice
     
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  12. dobbler-33

    dobbler-33 Well-Known Member

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    One day, a man is in a horrible car wreck.

    He loses his arm, and goes to a specialist in prosthetic limbs.

    Unfortunately, the man does not have enough money.

    "Doc, I just don’t have the money for an arm!" he says.

    The doc responds, "Well, we do have a test model that isn’t quite perfect yet, but we need to study it, so you can have it for now."

    The man is jubilant, and tries on his new arm.

    "This thing is voice activated," the doctor says. "Watch: ‘Arm. Grab can’"

    The prosthetic limb grabs a soda can on the table.

    "’Arm. Lift can to mouth.’"

    Again the arm responds beautifully.

    The man is overjoyed.

    Soon, he is showing off his new arm to his buddies at the bar. "’Arm. Grab beer. Arm. Lift beer to mouth.’"

    His friends are amazed and congradulate him.

    Soon, nature calls, so the man enters the restroom.

    In the restroom, he utters commands to go to the bathroom. "’Arm. Unzip pants. Grab penis.’"

    The arm does as it’s told.

    After the man is done, he orders, "’Arm. Shake penis.’"

    It does so, and the man, feeling the alcohol, decides that since no one is watching, he’ll give his new arm a try at his favorite hobby.

    "’Arm. Jerk off.’"

    The arm violently rips off his penis.

    Startled, the man shouts, "Oh **** me!"

    So the arm replies correctly, and shoves the bloody stump up the man’s rear a few times.

    Completely confused, the man shouts, "Holy ****! Would you look at that!"

    And the arm shoves the stump in the man’s eye.

    Oh yeah... Carne asada burritos with a side of lots of beer! Go Steelers!
     
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