Week one bold predictions

I predict the power will be out here in Orlando and I will not be able to watch or even listen to the game...and I will be saying ...effin hurricane all damn day... oh..and I predict Watt gets a sack on the first defensive series..

 

Real steel will post a thread after the game titled this win means nothing...

The Browns will try some up tempo/ no huddle trying to force communication errors with the new additions onthe defense.

They will test Haden by sending Coates deep.

VM breaks a long one off a pass down the seem from Ben.

Bell is going to be Bell and fans will forget all about him not showing up for tc and his idiotic contract demands.

 

Conner & Ju Ju will both score.

 

The Steelers finally fire on all cylinders for 60 minutes blowing out the Stains and the Dog Pound starts sounding like a bunch of 2 day old puppies whimpering for their ***** (female dog).

 

I've only been here for two months but even I know that's just plain crazy talk.

 

Steelers look sloppy and out of sync on offense and let the Clowns hang around. They come back and tie it 16-16 on a late FG. On the first play of OT, the Steelers blitz the house leaving Sammie Coates one on one with Joe Haden, who gets smoked on a slant route by the former Steeler giving the Clowns a 22-16 win.

 

Here is a likely unpopular bold prediction: Bell comes out on fire, and goes for over 225 total yards, and 2 touchdowns, 1 rushing, and 1 receiving. He averages over 6.5 yards a carry, and 14/reception. After the game he says something to the media about being worth 17 mil because AB and others are. Top media story of week 1, and causes a ****-storm.

 

Well with Garrett with yet another ankle injury, this one appears to be taking him out for a few weeks. Starting to seem like he cannot stay healthy.

I am starting to think that Garrett doesn't know how to plant his feet properly. wrong angle so he keeps rolling his ankle due to much stress placed on it.

it's either that or he has fragile ankles.

Don't sleep on Kizer kid can throw the ball deep. and with Coates, if he can catch might be a bad match up.

Haden gone sucks, Haden to the Steelers sucks even worse.

Our defensive front seven will be tough, even without Garrett and Shelton. It's our DB's that worry me some, they can hit hard, but struggle in coverage.

Browns 20 ==Steelers 17...maybe

 

Eliot Harrison has a paragraph on NFL.com clarifying what a bold prediction is... maybe we needed that here?

Ah well, game 1. We're all warming up.

 

Bell a non factor in the game as fans vent about him not being in "game shape". Steelers play poorly away from home and lose a close, low scoring game. The nonsense about "thirty points a game" ramps up. James Harrison a standout on defense with 1-1/2 sacks.

 

I predict Cleveland will still have 4 quarterbacks with zero NFL wins between them.

 

I thought this was supposed to be bold predictions. Your just re-hashing each Monday!

 

defense score twice in this one.

 

let me be clear, our defense scores twice in this one.

 

Ben goes down in the first series and LOLandry comes in and has 5 TD's and 400+ yards passing.

Now THATS how you do BOLD!

 

Speak up

 

Support of Landry Jones is forbidden in this forum. Didn't you get the memo?

 

If he does the prior, he can create a **** storm every week

Then we tag him for another year.

 

LeVeon Bell pulls his Jaw muscles and removes himself from the game in the 1st quarter. Might as well pick up where he left off last season.

 

The browns will avoid Joe Haden like the plague, and as a result, artie burns will have a huge day...
I'm thinking 3 picks 1 forced fumble and 1 recovery, along with 7 or 8 tackles and defensive player of the wk.