Toaster Fear- (Was How many Sacks Do You Think...)

I don't know - but whatever you do when you find them - eat them cold! Do NOT put them in a TOASTER!!!

 

I heard that flying monkeys were selling them on the (cough, cough) black and gold market!

 

Blaaaaghth!

 

Selling WHAT? TOASTERS???!!! PLEASE God NO!!!!

 

I thought that was what Sweed is doing now! The monkeys are selling peanut butter sandwiches and often cater for the Toaster support groups.

 

Ah - so they're just in it for the easy money?

 

I have a paralyzing fear of Giant Eagle's. When I was a child one flew off with my little brother, and my toaster.

 

I hope you were able to recover the toaster!

 

OMG... It`s "The thread that would not die"...(cue scary music...)...
You would think we were talking about Bruce Arians, or something...
I wonder if he was scared of toasters, or just,.. common sense play calling?...
Nevermind, with talk like that we would be in danger of returning this to the "Steelers Football Talk" forum... We wouldn`t want that, now would we, Jim?
LMAO!!!

 

No - the problem with Bruce Arians, besides his play-calling, etc. was that he actually LIKES toasters. In fact, I think he often carried one around the training room scaring the hell out of anyone who even got close to him. I'm told that Ben tolerated his love of toasters because they were friends, but I'm pretty sure it was a huge factor in his demise as the Steelers OC. From what I hear, the Colts have embraced BA's use of the toaster as a motivating tool and they have actually ordered a bunch of them to use at team workouts.

 

I heard a toaster was going to be running the bubble screen for them!

 

No you read it wrong - Andrew Luck is going to RUN the bubble screen - but his primary receiver will be a toaster.

 

Thanks for the clarification! I'm assuming the monkeys will provide the run blocking and beer vending?

 

And the pop tarts.

 

I thought the pop tarts were going to be the new cheerleaders? Again, I have to ask the question...TTF how could you ever have moved this thread from Steelers Talk? (not that I think TTF is, actually, following this thread, at this point lol)

 

I have good news for everyone. The bakery section in my regular ShopNSave store has black & gold (well, black & yellow anyway) sprinkles that they put on donuts and cookies. So surely they could spare some to put on pop tarts. Or else there are probably stray sprinkles at the bottom of the donut package.

 

Ok now I am just hungry...where are those damn monkeys?

 

TTF is the all knowing/all seeing. I'm going to check my windows now and see if he is looking in... Start "Who can it be now" in the background!

 

Well yeah - but that doesn't mean the monkeys won't be SELLING them! They just have to wait until AFTER the game - and their sales pitch begins with, "Pssssst, hey bud!"

 

Nothing good ever starts with "Pssssst, hey Bud!".....I'm in and I'm bringing the peanut butter!

 

MMmmmm peanut butter! As long as it is spread on bread - or toast that has been prepared in a toaster oven. No toasters!!

 

It's FINALLY game day! Now I have to figure out what to do all day because they're playing at NIGHT! Uggggh - all this time - so many toasters to destroy.

 

Somebody. help! I came here looking for a new post to make me laugh after wading throgh all the other stuff online today and there's no new post from mdbates2.
Somebody please say something amusing.

 

Apparently, we have all locked ourselves in the closet with a toaster and are being guarded by flying monkeys eating peanutbutter...or something like that anyhow!