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Toaster Fear- (Was How many Sacks Do You Think...)

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Jim90, Apr 23, 2012.

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww phooey! That's no fun.

mdbates2, Apr 23, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 23, 2012

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SteelByDesign Well-Known Member

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Was my post in here deleted? May I ask why?

SteelByDesign, Apr 23, 2012

SteelByDesign, Apr 23, 2012

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TerribleTowelFlying Staff Member Site Admin Mod Team

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I'm not sure what post you're talking about, SBD. I haven't deleted anything.

TerribleTowelFlying, Apr 23, 2012

TerribleTowelFlying, Apr 23, 2012

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Iowasteeljim TSF Supporter

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I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.

Iowasteeljim, Apr 24, 2012

Iowasteeljim, Apr 24, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

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Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?

Blast Furnace, Apr 24, 2012

Blast Furnace, Apr 24, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Tomlin_Era said:

mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?
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Nope - actually, they're throwing bacon bombs at Ravens fans.

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

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Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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mdbates2 said:

Tomlin_Era said:

mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?
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Nope - actually, they're throwing bacon bombs at Ravens fans.
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Must be crispy then.

Blast Furnace, Apr 24, 2012

Blast Furnace, Apr 24, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Tomlin_Era said:

mdbates2 said:

[quote="Tomlin_Era":2cyqo4o5]

mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?
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Nope - actually, they're throwing bacon bombs at Ravens fans.
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Must be crispy then.[/quote:2cyqo4o5]

Nah - I wouldn't give the Ravens fans the satisfaction - they're throwin' chewy bacon bombs and eatin' the crispy bits.

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 24, 2012

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Iowasteeljim TSF Supporter

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Tomlin_Era said:

mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?
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Priceless!!!

Iowasteeljim, Apr 25, 2012

Iowasteeljim, Apr 25, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Iowasteeljim said:

Tomlin_Era said:

mdbates2 said:

Iowasteeljim said:

I thought we were talking Steelers football here. How anyone can mistake this thread for anything other than Steelers football is totally out of their mind. You see, it is a well known fact that Mel Blunt suffered from a phobia of toasters. So much that when he got near one it would enrage him. He sought out help from Jack Lambert who had a similar fear of sandwiches...peanut butter to be precise. Jack suggested that Mel meet with Terry Bradshaw's therapist, who by the way belonged to the little known coalition for a toaster free society. This therapist's dad was the inventor of the pull down lever on said toasters (fun fact for those of you who like that stuff). This therapist was, also, a smart person who saw that Mel could funnel that anger out on the field. Before each game, Joe Greene would have is usual toast with jelly and the team started making Mel wait by the toaster. Mel would hit the field in a spat of rage and, well you all know the rest! The sad part is that years later, Mel found that he suffered from his exposure to sand and Banana Cabanas and dealt with it behind the scenes for quite some time. He, later, met a reformed member of the toaster component board and they, together, overcame this problem. They soon formed the Americans with Disabilities Act and mdbates2 is now a member.
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Thanks for the concise summary of the discussion so far. I AGREE with you that there's NO way this should have been moved off of the Steelers Talk board. There isn't a thing on this thread that does not deal with either current, past or future Steelers topics. This thread is what Steelers football is all about!

Did I mention that I see flying monkeys when I walk down a busy street?
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Are they holding toasters?
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Priceless!!!
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Yeah - but I still don't understand how they could move this thread to the Watercooler. This thread is all ABOUT Steelers football! I bet they even gave DeCastro a toaster as a welcome gift backstage in NYC.

mdbates2, Apr 27, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 27, 2012

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Iowasteeljim TSF Supporter

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Maybe TT has a biased against hot air balloons and decided that this thread must be lost in the catacombs of this message board.

Iowasteeljim, Apr 27, 2012

Iowasteeljim, Apr 27, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Iowasteeljim said:

Maybe TT has a biased against hot air balloons and decided that this thread must be lost in the catacombs of this message board.
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That certainly could be it, but I think it may also be that in an alternate universe bananas are pink and squirrels run the country.

mdbates2, Apr 28, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 28, 2012

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8

Steel_Elvis, Apr 29, 2012

Steel_Elvis, Apr 29, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Steel_Elvis said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8
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VERY VERY SCARY!!!!!

mdbates2, Apr 30, 2012

mdbates2, Apr 30, 2012

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Iowasteeljim TSF Supporter

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mdbates2 said:

Steel_Elvis said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8
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VERY VERY SCARY!!!!!
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and yet somehow mesmorizing

Iowasteeljim, May 3, 2012

Iowasteeljim, May 3, 2012

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Bleedsteel TSF Supporter

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Oh... My... God.....
Now I`m goin thru Ren and Stimpy withdrawl!!!
Thanx, a lot guys, I was all set to browse the Steeler mssg board, and now I`m gonna be sucked into the "youtube wormhole", for hours.
Thanx, just... Thanx a lot!!!
LMAO
Iowajim, and Mdbates... especially, I think I`m gonna have to nominate you for sumkinda humorus post award...
Oh wait, that idea about post of the week etc, never materialized, did it?
Hard to keep track of which alternate universe I`m in, when I`m laughing this hard...

Bleedsteel, May 3, 2012

Bleedsteel, May 3, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Bleedsteel said:

Oh... My... God.....
Now I`m goin thru Ren and Stimpy withdrawl!!!
Thanx, a lot guys, I was all set to browse the Steeler mssg board, and now I`m gonna be sucked into the "youtube wormhole", for hours.
Thanx, just... Thanx a lot!!!
LMAO
Iowajim, and Mdbates... especially, I think I`m gonna have to nominate you for sumkinda humorus post award...
Oh wait, that idea about post of the week etc, never materialized, did it?
Hard to keep track of which alternate universe I`m in, when I`m laughing this hard...
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I just hope that your alternate universe does not have pink bananas and squirrels running the country - with TOASTERS!! Yikes!!

mdbates2, May 7, 2012

mdbates2, May 7, 2012

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Bleedsteel TSF Supporter

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Currently, there are pink squirrels flying on black n gold pop-tarts... that should change/wear off in about 8 hours, or so, tho... LMAO!

Bleedsteel, May 27, 2012

Bleedsteel, May 27, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Bleedsteel said:

Currently, there are pink squirrels flying on black n gold pop-tarts... that should change/wear off in about 8 hours, or so, tho... LMAO!
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I thought you said it would change/wear off!!! It's July 17 and they're still there!!

mdbates2, Jul 17, 2012

mdbates2, Jul 17, 2012

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Bleedsteel TSF Supporter

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Glad they found you, and left me alone! They were becoming TERRIFYING!!! LOL!

Bleedsteel, Jul 30, 2012

Bleedsteel, Jul 30, 2012

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Iowasteeljim TSF Supporter

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I can't believe you guys are still going (Steelers) on about pink squirrels (Steelers)! Everyone knows toilet brushes are the new crusade (Steelers)! I have founded the (Steelers) Outhouse Anon against Toilet brushes (Steelers) for President group. This is a nationally recognized equal rights group that promotes (Steelers) whatever it is that we promote. (I added the (Steelers) to keep this (Steelers) related and in hopes of getting it back into the Steelers Talk forum. I still feel a bit cheated on that one!)

Iowasteeljim, Jul 31, 2012

Iowasteeljim, Jul 31, 2012

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mdbates2 Well-Known Member

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Who cares about pink squirrels and toilet brushes?! Black-and-gold flying POP TARTS are what scare me - ESPECIALLY when they fly out of TOASTERS!! YIKES!!!

mdbates2, Aug 2, 2012

mdbates2, Aug 2, 2012

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grannieBurgh Well-Known Member

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Oh wow! Where can I buy black and gold pop tarts?

grannieBurgh, Aug 7, 2012

grannieBurgh, Aug 7, 2012

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Bleedsteel TSF Supporter

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grannieBurgh said:

Oh wow! Where can I buy black and gold pop tarts?
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I dunno, but it should be fairly easy to "doctor" the standard versions, with some basic food coloring sold at your Pittsburgh based, Giant Eagle! :-D

Bleedsteel, Aug 7, 2012

Bleedsteel, Aug 7, 2012

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