Toaster Fear- (Was How many Sacks Do You Think...)

I think teams haven't made Mike Wallace any offers because he's a weak 1 trick pony asking for Fitz money :-D

 

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What the hell man.

 

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Is "X is a one trick pony" this board's version of "cheerleaders, block numbers and painted endzones"?

 

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so how do you do that adult warning thingy?

 

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That's what I'd like to know. Hahahahaha! This thread made me burst out laughing with my students in the room.

 

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12

 

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Please stay on topic

 

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I just saw something about cheerleaders and decided to stick around for this thread. Really, though, I think Clark will have a decent year this year. I wonder where Tomlin's wife likes to eat supper at? What do you think is DL favorite TV show? Do you think Keisel gets a lot of food stuck in his beard? I think if Pouncey changed his brand of shoe it might help him with injuries. I bet Wallace has to have special shoes made that have extra material so he doesn't ruin them when he runs at full speed. I wonder if Polamalu just skips washing his hair if he is out of Head and Shoulders?

 

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I have a paralyzing fear of toasters.

 

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You, sir, will be hearing from the coalition for the equal and ethical advancements of toasters. They are nationally recognized and receive funding from the government.

 

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But my phobia of Toasters is a recognized disability. So, I am protected by the Americans With Disabilities Act. Thus, I am entitled to funding from the Coalition for the Equal and Ethical Advancement of Toasters and support from the American Psychiatric Association in order to attempt to treat my dreadful disease.

 

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Who could eat more sandwiches in a head-to-head contest between Casey Hampton and William the fridge Perry?

 

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I remember a really cool sandwich place on the beach near Charleston, South Carolina. I actually don't eat their sandwiches because they make REALLY good fried oysters with buffalo sauce and bleu cheese.

 

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They should invent quieter toasters , my dog jumps up when the toaster goes off, it scares me too if I'm not ready for it. Maybe if they used plastic instead of metal for the bread holder the toasters could be quieter.

 

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The heating element would melt the plastic. Maybe some kind of ceramic material though.

 

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I'm with the Federal Toaster Component Board and I am legally obligated to say that you folks are walking a fine line between copyright infringement.

 

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that's ok it'll be peanut butter flavored plastic, it's suppose to melt onto your toast you get a pack of 20 when you buy a new toaster. When you run out ( or live through it) you can buy more at Walmart. They have strawberry , blueberry, and Honey flavored ones.

 

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This thread is seriously cracking me up.

 

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Is it folly beach? Man they have some good sandwiches down there

 

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Actually, I was thinking of the Banana Cabana on Isle of Palms. It's right under what used to be the One-Eyed Parrot - but I think they changed the name. I'm not sure. Folly Beach is great too, though - just not much right on the beach.

 

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Remember - my fear of toasters is a recognized disability - covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act. You have no jurisdiction here, Mr. Federal Toaster Component Board. Take your copyright infringement claims elsewhere.

Now - where were we? Oh yes - something about sandwiches and peanut-butter flavored plastic.

I like beaches - except for the sand.

 

How in the heck did THIS get bumped to the WATERCOOLER page??!!! Can't you see the title of the THREAD??!!! WTFTTF???!!