The Steelers will win tonight ... Because (fill in your reason)

... Because to improve team communication, Tomlin has banned the use of chewing gum by the assistant coaches.

 

Because it's what is needed to calm some of the members here down.

 

... Beacuse the HinesWardHOF psychic hotline 800-CUT-BATCH (NOW) is down.

 

... Because the O-Line will be so much faster, all knee braces removed for everyone in exchange for a ruberized suit for Gilbert.

 

Oh we get more than one answer?

 

Sure as many as you like.

 

Because there's a tornado in KC and the chiefs have to forfeit...

 

The other team won't show up!
AAAAaaaahhhh!
The end is nigh!

Jarvis scores a TD.

 

Isn't the game in Pittsburgh ?

 

... Because Big Ben and Mr.Clean are scared of loosing their jobs to Landry Jones.

 

Because the steeler o-line has went into the referees locker room and hid all the penalty flags

 

We win tonight cause Shaun's foot is very talented win by 3

 

because I said so.

 

... Because we've finally got our "Johnson" back.

 

...because Todd Haley is our offensive coordinator.

 

Because we will rush for 100+...and not stall in the Red Zone.

 

Because Steelers coaching staff consider it a playoff game

 

BECAUSE WE ARE THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS!!!!!!!!

(sorry TTF for all the caps but I thought I can get a waiver on this one)

 

...because we score more points by the end of the game.

 

Because Andy Reid is even worse at clock management

 

... because the busy competition between Brian Moorman and Drew Butler will lull the Chiefs to sleep.

 

I don't know how,why or if we will win but I think a victory is pretty darn important. Well see if its a simple fix(Pouncey) or the excuse that we haven't gameplanned(Ben) is the answer to our problems. I do realize that your pre-season record isn't the be all end all but it's the way we have played so far with the mistakes and lack of execution that is very worrisome. Yeah the actual outcome of the game is pretty irrelevant but you can't just dismiss how horrible we have looked. This is the last pre-season game to get a actual realistic look at how this team will perform when it counts. If they don't get the arrow pointed in the right direction tonite we may be seeing the same struggles when things count for real. Like the saying goes those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Lets hope they show us that they learned something...............

 

Because those two days of practice they had this week was enough time to eliminate all the bs from the last two preseason games.

 

...if we don't, I'll be predicting a sub .500 season.