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The Official Calvin Austin III Thread

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by GoldBurgh, Mar 5, 2023.

  1. Disco1981

    Disco1981 Well-Known Member

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  2. Disco1981

    Disco1981 Well-Known Member

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  3. oldschool

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    I love peeing outside. Pretty often I choose to do it versus confined spaces. I even have a sticker on my water container proclaiming this.

    Didn’t know others shared the preference.

    Now I just gotta get better on the wind direction thing…
     
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  4. Hanratty#5

    Hanratty#5 Well-Known Member

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    There are around 150 males in the United States. If every one of us took a whiz outside just once a day it would save 150 million gallons of water a day from being flushed away.
     
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  5. Brice

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    Do you think they will allow Austin to return Punts and Kicks this year?
     
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  6. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    A shorter bush yes

    This bush totally disappeared
     
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  7. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    A shorter bush yes

    This bush totally disappeared
     
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  8. Brice

    Brice Well-Known Member

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    Brazilian then. :)
     
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  9. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    With his speed I would think so

    Otherwise he’s useless on special teams and therefore less useful as a roster position
     
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  10. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    I’m not sure what that means

    Send pics ;)
     
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  11. Clive From PIT

    Clive From PIT I don't often drink...but I'm starting to. Site Admin

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    How much water are you drinking?!
     
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  12. Hanratty#5

    Hanratty#5 Well-Known Member

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    Every time you flush the toilet uses a gallon of water, unless you just wait until the end of the day and flush everything away. Wait I see what I did now. I put 150 males instead of 150 million. lol
     
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  13. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    It’s not water I’ve been drinking that makes me pee

    Heck one day I was at a farm party drinking beer eating watermelon and….

    :hijacked:
     
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  14. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    Right now the official Steelers roster has him at 162

    At this rate he’ll be 154 by camp
     
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  15. Hanratty#5

    Hanratty#5 Well-Known Member

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    As a freshman at Memphis he was 5'5" and weighed 140 but still got a D1 scholarship.
     
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  16. Vox Ferrum

    Vox Ferrum Well-Known Member

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    I cant remember which regular poster said this, but he stated Austin made college players look like little boys. While its much easier doing that in college (even mid tier Memphis D!), it is going to be a lot more difficult in the NFL. The speed is there, the shiftiness, but the talent level is also greater across the board. I really hope he can do it, and stay healthy...until he does its just a fantasy.
     
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  17. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Clarification: NOT self pics
     
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  18. james weyandt

    james weyandt Well-Known Member

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    Austin is good in Madden game. but it's just a game so who knows.
     
  19. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    Why is a college receiver even in a Madden game

    Or is there a Madden college version
     
  20. S.T.D

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  21. strummerfan

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    You’re still off. The low flow toilets are 1.6 gallons per flush so 240million gallons saved. Of course that’s assuming every toilet has been switched out to a low flow.
     
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  22. JackAttack 5958

    JackAttack 5958 Well-Known Member

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    Shew…that scene and those flying monkeys used to scare me to death as a kid. :eek:
     
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  23. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    :thumbs_up:

    That and the original 1931 Frankenstein monster
     
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  24. SteelersFan369

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    150 males...10 million gallons each daily...they'd have to look like the from all the flushing

    [​IMG]
     
  25. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL. You know it scared My Sister, and little Brother also. I always wanted one. LoL
     

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