The Curse of the Terrible Towel Strikes again!

So this Chiefs game was my first NFL game and it was a blast!

Except for that one thing.

At the end of the first quarter I'm jawing with a drunk ******* a few rows down when a chiefs fan comes up behind me and takes my towel and runs off with it!

I chased him down and when I demanded he give it back to me he threw it on the ground in a pile of beer.

I hope he trips and falls in a pile of dung tomorrow face first.