So, you think Mike Tomlin should be fired, huh? ... well follow this conceptual map to see where that takes us! (1) Do you think Mike Tomlin should be fired? No — this is the last stop for you! No need to proceed Yes — continue to (2) (2) Did you adjust your tinfoil hat? If it’s slightly off tilt, that darn government might hear your thoughts! No — “my tinfoil hat is tight and right” proceed to (3) Yes — Phew, crisis averted! Continue to (3) (3) Are you aware of Mike Tomlin’s record? The no losing seasons, superbowl, 2 afc titles, etc etc? No — Well, shucks! Now that you’re aware and likely sane, refer to (1) again. Yes — Oh okay, proceed to step (4) (4) Do you know of any other free agent superbowl champion coaches sitting around on the couch with a 60% win percentage or better? No — Well ****, me neither! Proceed to (5) Yes — Hook a brother up!! I’m sure you can find a way to get in touch with Kevin Colbert, and please do! Proceed to (5) (5) I’m guessing you haven’t fed this info to Kevin Colbert yet, or don’t know many/any champion coaches with a 60% win percentage that are without a job? Yes — proceed to (1) and if your answer is YES there, proceed to (6) No — proceed to (1) and if your answer is still yes, proceed to (6) (6) If you’ve made it here (congrats on all that reading!) you’re an idiot. That is all. Thanks.