Our Press Conferences Are Great Entertainment!

NFLN had the first part of MT's presser.

*He took full responsibility for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

*That was the first return brought back over the 50 this season. (Didn't know that; is ST not as bad as we thought?)

*How about the fines? "My money is my money; it is what it is because of the game of football."
Translation: " I got the money to write that check."

*My favorite part was where they tried to ask him if he reached out to Harbaugh or the Ravens organization.
He clearly had no intentions to do that, has no intentions of doing that; his body language was "screw that guy; screw that team; I will never apologize to my hated rival; too bad I didn't tackle Jacoby Jones myself."

*"[The sideline assistant] would probably have a difficult time telling me to move away from the sideline."

*" I saw the Soul Train [gif] one; I have stuff like that coming."

Consistently good entertainment. From someone who is clueless and unemotional[sarcasm font].
Only Darth Hoodie gives better pressers; too bad he doesn't answer hard questions, or mumbles incoherently when he does answer. He could have a stroke on camera; no one would notice until he tried to get up.

 

Perhaps he should stop coaching from the Jumbo Tron.

 

Im glad he has that attitude towards theravens

 

And that would help his press conference style how...?

 

this i like too ...(if is real )

 

He wouldn't have to spend time explaining the sideline two step.