My wishlist vs NYJ

Last week I kept my list simple, and got most of what I wished.
This week it's a little more elaborated:

Ben having another monster game, spreading the football. 4 tds, 300+yds, NO INTs against a weak perimeter sounds possible.
8 different receivers catching at least one pass.
No bubble screens.
Coates having his long - awaited TD, at last.
Brown scoring and not getting flagged.
Bell and Williams sharing some reps. We need both healthy up the stretch (I'm thinking about a particular game we have 2 weeks from now)
Our OL has a major task today: protect Ben with subs, and open lanes against a strong DL
Front 7 must have at least 2 sacks today.
Blitz with the DBs. They're shorthanded on receivers, we can do this.
A couple of interceptions by our Dbacks (I'm probably asking too much)
One big return from our STs

Special request 1: no dumb penalties. Includes unsportsmanlike conduct, celebrations, late hits and penalties on 3rd down by our D.
Special request 2: If, somehow, the Browns or/and Cowboys or/and Redskins can pull upsets, I'll give up any of the above if we get a W too!

No more injuries, for crying out loud!
And a W!
What's on your list?

 

no more injuries

 

I want a bubble screen though, a well disguised and executed bubble screen

 

... Not bad!

 

Pretty much got your wish list - not too shabby