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Misunderstood lyrics

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by SteelinOhio, Nov 30, 2022.

  1. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL. I always thought they said Don't want to be Your Monkey bread....on that Monkey wrench song. LoL
     
  2. SteelinOhio

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    I posted another misunderstood lyric from this same song previously, but I was half listening to this on the way to work today, and at this part at 4:16, I heard "choking on the steak fries."

     
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  3. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL.
     
  4. forgotten1

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    I said Jamie!
    Jamie! your top's untied
    and you know what that will get ya!!!

    oh oh oh
     
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  5. forgotten1

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    Hot sticky sweet
    you know what i mean

    here comes the rain.

    FMR
     
  6. santeesteel

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    Don Henley's "If dirt were dollars"
    "....She just looked at me, I'm not a kidding you, like a cow at a passing train."
     
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  7. steel machine

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    Took me awhile to figure out the song. Didn't give it enough thought when posted but I'd hear the damn song on the radio and couldn't figure out why it was ringing a bell. Phil Collins better be right. Billie Billie don't lose that number?

    BTW, laughed my ass off.
     
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  8. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    Come on man! I can't get this right off but now it will zap my mindfulness on the mystical putting green.
     
  9. TerribleTowelFlying

    TerribleTowelFlying Staff Member Site Admin Mod Team

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    Apparently I walked alone to get the feeling right has always been I wore cologne to get the feeling right? :oops:
     
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  10. Ray D

    Ray D Staff Member Mod Team

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    Don't worry. I'll wager more than half of us misheard that one. I thought the same thing for almost 25 years.

    I thought the same thing for almost 25 years...

    Almost 25 years...

    25 years.

    WTF?!?!?!
     
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  11. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    Leave it up to Green Day for some silly lyrics
    :smiley1:


    :facepalm:
     
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  12. forgotten1

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    FMR 25 years?
    sumthing not adding up to 41
     
  13. SteelinOhio

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    Now you have me wondering if Megadeth is singing "Never wore cologne" instead of "Never walk alone."
     
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  14. SteelinOhio

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    For years I've heard "Toot the message out" but actually thought the lyric was "Shoot the messenger" on this song, but I was wrong on both accounts. It's actually "Truth will mess you up":

    (Video starts at the spot in question)

     
  15. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    I found my misheard lyrics book and I'm putting a few up here. If repeats, sorry. Enjoy.

    L.A. Woman, The Doors: Well I just got into town about an hour ago. = Well I dig a little dog about an hour ago.

    Centerfold, J. Geils Band: My angel is a centerfold. = My anus is the center hole.

    Suffragette city, Bowie: This mellow thighed chick. = The smell of my check.

    Jeremy, Pearl Jam: Jeremy spoke in class today. = Jeremy smoked grass today.

    Looks like we made it, Barry Manilow: Looks like we made it. = Looks like tomatoes.

    Living loving maid, Zepplin: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat. = With a purple operator and fifty cent hair. (I use to sing it that way)
     
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  16. SteelinOhio

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    Is that the book "Scuze Me While I Kiss This Guy?"

    We had that at a music store where I used to work in the mid-90s.
     
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  17. forgotten1

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  18. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    Suffragette City I also heard that line forever as= the smell of fat chick's put my smile out of place. LoL. I was singing that once at practice along time ago, and someone....I think the drummer ,said....Dude ....I don't think thats right. LoL
     
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  19. forgotten1

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    Like a chainsaw
    WHAT
    I'll make ass raw
    WHAT?
     
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  20. steel machine

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    Hendrix on the cover. I loved the dedication: "This book is dedicated to my parents, who never took me to the doctor to get my hearing checked."
     
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  21. forgotten1

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    WHAT
     
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  22. steel machine

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    Saw these on a wall at the ferry: From The Bangles (I think) " Just Another Manic Sundae" and from 50 centavos "Go Shorty, it's Sherbet day".

    GO STEELERS!!! Shock the NFL!!
     
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  23. kakhatesmortgages66

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    Theres nothing that a 100 men on Mars could ever do.

     
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  24. S.T.D

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    Outside of that....LoL. it's a great tune.
     
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  25. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    WELL, FMR

    Learned today that ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER does not say

    PRETTY WOMEN COME DRINK MY WINE
    THEY COME AND ENJOY MY HERB
    GONNA DO A FEW GOOD LINES
    GONNA FEEL OUT OF THIS WORLD
    HEY HEY

    HMMM. live and learn I reckon.
     
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