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Kordell won't be driving his Porsha around anymore

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by Cali Steel, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Cali Steel

    Cali Steel

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  2. Thigpen82

    Thigpen82 Bitter optimist

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    Sign Porsha immedi-- oh wait, hang on.
     
  3. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    Sing along with me....

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you
     
  4. Da Stellars

    Da Stellars Well-Known Member

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    Is she pretty? ...no, but she can cook! /JK
     
  5. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    The first sign that your future spouse is a gold digger > Her actual name is Porcha.
    The second clue > She on Atlanta Housewives.
     
  6. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    Say man!
    Hey baby!
    I saw your wife the other day!
    Yeah?
    Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
    Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
    Yeah, alright!

    This verse cracks me up...

    Don't let your friends say you have no taste
    Go ahead and marry anyway
    Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
    Take it from me, she's a better catch

    Face is ugly and her eye's don't match :lolol:
     
  7. darcrav

    darcrav Well-Known Member

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  8. BobbyBiz

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    Ive never ever kissed a woman before...
     
  9. Jim90

    Jim90 Well-Known Member

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    You mean like this hot chick?!



    [video=youtube;p2tMOS7hUKM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2tMOS7hUKM[/video]
     
  10. Coastal Steeler

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    By the Coasters of poison Ivy fame
     
  11. santeesteel

    santeesteel

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    Kordell is married? To a woman????????
    I agree she doesn't need spousal support. She, no doubt, makes more money than him.
     
  12. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Vinyl Rules

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    Actually - while similar to the comic style of the Coasters - it was a one hit wonder Jimmy Soul who sang this #1 hit from 1963. I loved the Coasters - "Along Came Jones", "Charlie Brown", "Drive-In Movies" etc but they weren't the artist of this one (unless they covered it on a later album perhaps).

    Jimmy Soul

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    [TH="class: fn, bgcolor: #f0e68c, colspan: 2, align: center"]Jimmy Soul[/TH]
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    [TH="align: left"]Birth name[/TH]
    [TD="class: nickname"]James McCleese[/TD]
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    [TD]August 24, 1942
    Weldon, North Carolina[/TD]
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    [TD]June 25, 1988 (aged 45)[/TD]
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    Jimmy Soul (August 24, 1942 – June 25, 1988)[SUP][1][/SUP] was an American vocalist. He is best remembered for his 1963 number one hit, "If You Wanna Be Happy."
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    Background

    Born James McCleese in Weldon, North Carolina,[SUP][1][/SUP] he became a preacher at the age of seven[SUP][2][/SUP] and performed gospel music as a teenager. He acquired his performing name, "Soul," from his congregation.[SUP][3][/SUP]
    Soul took to the road and toured the southern United States as a member of various gospel groups. During this time he became popular around the Norfolk, Virginia area.[SUP][3][/SUP] It was here that Soul was scouted by Frank Guida and recruited to sing songs handpicked for one of Guida's other hit artists, Gary U.S. Bonds.
    Success

    Soul only had two chart hit singles, both which were Bonds's cast-offs. The first was "Twistin' Matilda" in 1962. The other was the Billboard Hot 100 number one hit "If You Wanna Be Happy" in 1963. The latter was based on the calypso, "Ugly Woman," by Roaring Lion.
    "If You Wanna Be Happy" sold over one million gramophone records, earning gold disc status.[SUP][4][/SUP] It had two spells in the UK Singles Chart, peaking at #39 (1963) and #68 (1991) respectively.[SUP][5][/SUP]
    Later years

    After unsuccessfully trying to follow up the success of those songs with one more album, Soul gave up his career as a musician and joined the United States Army.
    Soul died of a heart attack in 1988, aged 45
     

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