Kenny Pickett

Now to be fair, our Head Coach has built a massive media reputation on 'Participation Trophies' for 15 years. He keeps stacking them one after another and says the 'standard is the standard' with no shame.

Kenny's unholy pact with the Devil paid off and he got his Superbowl Ring with the Eagles. He only had to complete 25 passes on 42 attempts (and a crappy incomplete pass in the Superbowl) compared to the hundreds of lame ducks and dirt balls he threw in Pittsburgh.

It is kind of appropriate after such a Faustian bargain to get a ring he gets traded to end his career in Cleveland, the First Circle of Football Hell.