Just why ,SMDH

I hesitate to ask how you know what drinking out of a toilet paper roll is like?

 

The 90's were a crazy time for me.

 

I've only ever been pulled over once. Once in Pa, once in NJ, once in Md, once in Va, once in Me, once in Ar. State troopers just seem to want to meet me wherever I go for some reason.


Also, that's a lie. I've been pulled over many times in Pa. In my defense I travel a ton for work, and 65 just seems too damn slow on an Interstate. FYI I've come to learn that the actual speed limit on the Pa Turnpike is about 81 or 82. I usually just set the cruise on 79 and don't even slow down when passing troopers on the side now, and they never bother me.

 

Ditto

I put 84 miles on the turnpike every day with cruise control set at 80. I pass the same speed traps every day.

 

Might take you jail just for calling them Barney Fife too! Not saying I find that term disrespectful, but it is usually good for a cavity search at the least.