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James Harrison, Chuck Norris style!

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by JackAttack 5958, Jan 18, 2017.

  1. Ray D

    Ray D Staff Member Mod Team

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    The people of Pisa, Italy are irate with James Harrison after he mistook one of their beloved towers for a tackling dummy. It'll never stand straight again.
     
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  2. Ray D

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    Lightning never strikes the same place twice... at least not since it tried that crap on James Harrison.
     
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  3. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    Thought this video would be appropriate in this thread.

    Warning though........Contains Bengals highlights.:icon e confused:

     
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  4. thesteeldeal

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    Great Whites go in a cage to watch James Harrison swim.....
     
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  5. jeh1856

    jeh1856 That was my bed

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    James Harrison is so mean, Jack Lambert might even like him.

    Might.
     
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  6. snipit73

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    When JH is rushing the QB he's actually rotating the earth under those legs!
     
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  7. 86WardsWay

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    James Harrison is so mean and aggressive that the police had to tell him to never hit a woman or he would be charged with assault. He then had to explain who Marsha was.
     
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  8. BuckeyeBucco

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    Kent State just opened two new wings of its campus in honor of James--on his arms.
     
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  9. Griswald

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    When Apple downloads a song, it gives James Harrison $0.99

    James Harrison can count to infinity and then divide it by zero.

    James Harrison is who Chuck Norris checks under his bed and in his closets for.
     
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  10. Ray D

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  11. tangofoxwhiskey

    tangofoxwhiskey Well-Known Member

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    James Harrison's first job was as a paper boy. There were no survivors.

    James Harrison once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

    When a zombie apocalypse starts, James Harrison doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

    Once a cobra bit James Harrison's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
     
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  12. Ray D

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    James Harrison can bench press 500 lb.s 20 times... while doing chin ups.
     
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  13. JackAttack 5958

    JackAttack 5958 Well-Known Member

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    James Harrison once fired Donald Trump.
     
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  14. jeh1856

    jeh1856 That was my bed

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    I think you are on to something:

    In a paper published today in Science Advances, Surendra Adhikari and Erik Ivins of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, California, researched how the movement of James Harrison around the world contributes to Earth's rotational wobbles.
     
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  15. vlad582

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    Aaron Rodgers can throw a football 60 yards. James Harrison can throw Aaron Rodgers further.
     
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  16. shadowmaker

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    James Harrison made fire by rubbing 2 pieces of sleet together in KC last weekend.
     
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  17. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    James Harrison can beat the Sun in a staring contest ......
     
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