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If Heinz-Kraft goes bankrupt ...

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by mytake, Mar 18, 2019.

  1. mytake

    mytake Well-Known Member

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    What could you see being the new stadium name? I am not from or live in Pittsburgh, so I am wondering what you yinzers think?
     
  2. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    What new stadium? Where? Why? :shrug:

    Edit: Sorry - you asked what new stadium NAME. Are you saying Heinz (catsup Corp) and Kraft (cheese) Corp are both going BK? Link?

    Edit 2: Talk about asleep at the wheel - I never realized they merged, read it on my box of Stove Top Stuffing. Dang. See this is what happens when a Lerch-looking politician marries a daffy Corporation heiress.

    So back to the original question - I'd say keep it the same with a slight tweek - rename it "Hines Field" although I just read where his restaurant/bar is closing down as well. So I got nothing.
     
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  3. Blitz

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    Meinz-Krampft?
     
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  4. HeinzMustard

    HeinzMustard Well-Known Member

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    I'll have to change my username... :facepalm:
     
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  5. Stone

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    Stonehenge: Brought to you by Art Rooney II and Mike Tomlin
     
  6. 58stillers

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    Primanti Brothers..... although.... not sure they could pony up enough money.
     
  7. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    We're un-doomed! :lolol:
     
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  8. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    That's why they created "Go Fund Me". Primanti's contribution would be free sammies for ALL! :dancing:
     
  9. Smitch89

    Smitch89 Well-Known Member

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    Kardashian stadium
     
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  10. Stone

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    I don't know why anyone would be discussing the bankruptcy of Kraft-Heinz? They have always made great ketchup, they will be just fine, just wait and see!
     
  11. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    The day that Heinz and Kraft go bankrupt will be the end of Capitalism as we know it.

    I don't think either company is hurting profit wise.
     
  12. Stone

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    Now that's funny!

    And instead of the ketchup bottle tipping, any time the Steelers core a TD they could play one of the Kardashian weddings or meltdowns.
     
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  13. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    Ah cheese, I heard they were in a real pickle financially. :facepalm:
     
  14. blitz_burgh

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  15. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but it's the " anticipation " that's making me wait. :hehehe:
     
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  16. santeesteel

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    I know! When Stone wins the powerball, he can start a corp. named 3 rivers. buy naming rights and refuse entry to anyone named Rooney or Tomlin!
     
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  17. santeesteel

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    :applaud:
     
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  18. GoalLine

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    Have they tried turning over the business and hitting it from the bottom?
     
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  19. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    C' mon every ketchup connoisseur knows you hit it on the "57"....try and catsup man.
     
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  20. mytake

    mytake Well-Known Member

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    So there is a chance the old stadium gets a new sponsorship name. I hope Pampers or Huggies Baby Wipes don't make bids. Or one of these companies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_circuses_and_circus_owners
     
  21. Roonatic

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    After what transpired this year,

    Barnum's & Bailey's Three River Big Top.
     
  22. Wardismvp

    Wardismvp Well-Known Member

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    PNC Field or UPMC Stadium
     
  23. thorn058

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    If they get McDonald's back as a customer that would solve a lot of the problems.
     
  24. TuRnDoWnForWaTT

    TuRnDoWnForWaTT Well-Known Member

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    This is the type of thing that got Robert Kraft in trouble in the first place.:hehehe:
     
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  25. Jim90

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    Re name it

    Maxi Pads With Rings Stadium ..Where nothing leaks out from the locker room
     
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