I have a problem

Get rid of the wife before she gets rid of you. Prenup fellas, Prenup.

 

Give your Steelers stuff to me and I will hold on to it for you. Tell your wife you sold it and look for another place to live. When you get there inform me and I will see you get it all back

 

You all have made some great suggestions and I'm sure your help is appreciated. I think a hybrid approach is needed in this situation. Step on her throat until she almost screams, divorce her, build your man cave and get your girlfriend to clean it. Really, if you do all the above you will have all the room you need once you are done. Living outdoors on the park bench leaves all the great outdoors at you disposal.

 

Well said! Totally agree!!!

 

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ahahahahah well played indeed !

 

maybe it's not her at all. maybe it's the way you have been teaching her? have you tried using tapes and playing them over and over while she sleeps? ya know the SB seasons? the immaculate reception? terry bradshaws singing career? ah, no scratch that one. she will then come around and want you to buy even more helmets.

 

I like this!

 

OK heres what I did when I was collecting MLB autos........I got a Phillies batting helmet....My first sig on it was Steve Carlton in gold paint....After that I would only allow current or ex Phillies players to sign it in blue Sharpie.....You know what? After I had about 1/2 dozen sigs on it.....The current and past players loved looking at the sigs that were already on it!!..Hey I remember him.....I came up with him... ect...I heard alot of old Phillies mems.getting those sigs! And was it a blast.

You approch a guy with a blank helmet..sign here move on.....or one with already 25 sigs on it.....Most he has heard of ..some he has played with..he WILL spend the time reading the other sigs and asking you Qs about how and when you got them.

And really helps with shelf space!!!!

 

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Yeah, but Ravens fans wives love it. They're Klingons.