Funny Joke

Gotta bump this thread because this joke still makes me laugh at loud, and I've read it 50 times now.

 

i heard one about an abused child who was going to run away...... his best friend asked him where he would go, and the boy said cleveland...... when his friend asked him why cleveland, he responded that they don't beat anybody!!!!!!!!!

 

Steeler Fan and the Priest

A Steeler fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Raven fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious purple shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Raven fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father , I almost hit that Raven fan.'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'


To Wreck Nice job! :-D

 

One day at a child custody hearing.....

"Joey, do you want to live with your Mommy?"
"No, Mommy beats me."
"Joey, would you like to live with your Daddy?"
"No, Daddy beats me too."
"Well, who would you like to go live with?"
"I would like to live with the Browns, they don't beat anybody."

 

Once upon a time, a long time ago, neither the Ravens nor the Steelers made it to the post season. It seemed so unusual that the managements of both teams got together and decided that both teams should get together and come up with some sort of competition because of their great rivalary.

They decided on a week long fishing competition.The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

So, on a freezing day on Lake Erie the competition began. After the first day, the Steelers had 100 fish and the Ravens had 0. After the second day the Steelers had 200 fish and the Ravens still only had none.
That evening the Ravens head coach said, "I believe there might be some cheating going on here."

So the next morning he sent a spy dressed as a Steeler to see just what the Steelers were up to. The spy reported back to the head coach and the coach asked him if, indeed, the Steelers were cheating. "they sure are" replied the spy,
"they are cutting holes in the ice."