Funny Joke

Not sure if I will get in trouble for this but I have a funny joke for everyone.

So I'm talking to a Browns fan and he tells me a joke.

"How do you stop a Cleveland Browns player from masturbating? You paint it black and gold and he will never beat it again!"

Classic!

 

Almost as good as sitting in a bar, and taking the cellophane off a pack of cigarettes...(the bottom half)...
Stand it up on the bar, with the open end down on the table...
and ask if anyone knows what they are looking at...
"The Cleveland Browns Trophy Case"!!!

 

P.s.
On a side note... I`m not good at remembering jokes...
Trying to remember an old one about A Steeler player and a Browns player going to heaven, and Seeing "God`s House"...
Anyone able to help?

 

Peyton Manning died.

When he got to Heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton", said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special and walked up to his house. On his way to the porch, he noticed another house.

It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window, a Terrible Towel hung.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."

 

Cleveland Browns football practice was delayed nearly
two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Pat Shurmur
immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators
were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic
experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was
the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the
team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

Four NFL Football fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a Baltimore Ravens fan. They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Chicago Bears!", and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Green Bay Packers!", and jumps off the mountain. Now the Steelers fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!", and pushes the Ravens fan off the mountain.

 

Bengals fan walks into a sports bar with his dog...
Bartender says... "Hey, we don`t let dogs in here!!!"...
Bungles fan says... "C`mon, man, please, my dog is a diehard Cinci fan, and never misses a game, but our tv just went on the fritz"
The bartender relents, and says "O.K., as long as no one has a problem with it".
...
Everything is going well, and then, in the 3d qtr, the Bengals score a field goal...
The dog flips out, starts barking at the screen, rolling around on the ground, running around in circles, trying to climb the wall to the t.v., etc...
The bartender looks at the guy, and says "Wow, I guess he really is into the game, What`s he do when they score a Touchdown?!"...
The dog`s owner says... "How would I know?... I`ve only had him four years!"...

 

Four NFL Football fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Cleveland Browns fan and a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Chicago Bears!", and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Green Bay Packers!", and jumps off the mountain.

Now the Steelers fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!", and pushes the Browns fan off the mountain.

 

This joke is something of the "bubble screen" of Steeler humour.

 

Good ones, love God's House......

 

Love the jokes. How about making this sticky TTF?

 

After reading this joke, I had to put an image together for it

 

If you're going to print it, then you can have the slightly larger one hah

 

Awesome job on the pic Wreck!! LMAO! Here's a pretty good one:

One foggy night, a Bengal's fan was heading north from Cincinnati and
a Steeler's fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a
narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Steeler's fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Bengal fan walks over to the Steelers fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Steelers fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck."

The Steelers fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Bengal, "I think this is
another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Bengal
fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the
bottle, the Bengal fan hands it back to the Steelers fan and says,
"Your turn!"

The Steelers fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

 

Very, very funny guys. I loved the one about the Steeler's fan pushing the Raven's fan off the cliff, but God' House was wonderful, too. Thanks for the laugh.

 

From my dad:

Q: Where is the safest place to be in a tornado?
A: Cleveland Brown Stadium. There's never a touchdown there.

 

Wreck, that's fantastic. What's the original image a picture of?

 

Now that's funny!

 

I was wondering the same thing. Looks like one of the mansions in Newport, RI. Possibly "The Breakers". Just guessing.

 

In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher explained to her class that she is a Browns
fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they were Browns fans too. Not really knowing what
a Browns fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands all went up into the air.
However, there was one exception. A little boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be
different ... “Because I am not a Browns fan” says
Timmy. The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy says "I'm a Steelers fan." The teacher was a
little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Steelers fan. “Well, my mom and
dad are Steelers fans so I'm a Steelers fan too.” The
teacher was now angry. “That's no reason" she says
loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad
was an idiot?” Timmy said, “Then I'd be a Browns
fan.”

 

to the dog


I just made this one up ...

Which Walt Disney characters name will you never hear at the brown's stadium?










Winnie The Pooh