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Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

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  1. Steelpens65

    Steelpens65 Well-Known Member

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    IMG_0588.jpeg
     
    Steelpens65, Mar 14, 2026
    Steelpens65, Mar 14, 2026
    #101
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    I'll be wearing pink for the foreseeable future to help bring awareness to separating your whites from your reds when doing laundry.
     
    Born2Steel, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
    Born2Steel, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
    #102
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  3. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL
     
    S.T.D, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
    S.T.D, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
    #103
  4. SteelinOhio

    SteelinOhio

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    No, who's on first.
     
    SteelinOhio, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
    SteelinOhio, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
    #104
    • Hilarious Hilarious x 1
  5. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    TRY THIS

    GETS THE RED OUT


    [​IMG]
     
    forgotten1, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
    #105
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  6. SteelinOhio

    SteelinOhio

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    I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today.

    His mom got really angry.
     
    SteelinOhio, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
    SteelinOhio, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
    #106
    • Hilarious Hilarious x 3
  7. santeesteel

    santeesteel

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    As George Carlin once asked, "You have 23 odds and ends on a table. 22 of them fall off. What do you have left, an odd or an end?"
     
    santeesteel, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
    santeesteel, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
    #107
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  8. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    so you're saying she was HOT
    Nice
     
    forgotten1, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
    #108
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  9. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    I joined a therapy support group for compulsive talkers. It's called On-and-on-anon.
     
    Born2Steel, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
    Born2Steel, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
    #109
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  10. santeesteel

    santeesteel

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    They said bananas clean your colon.....
    Who knew you were supposed to eat them?
     
    santeesteel, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
    santeesteel, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
    #110
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  11. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
    #111
    • Hilarious Hilarious x 3
  12. santeesteel

    santeesteel

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    Teacher: Did you do your homework?
    Vato: Yeah.
    Teacher: Did you turn in your essay?
    Vato: HEY, I ain't no snitch!
     
    santeesteel, Mar 18, 2026 at 10:49 AM
    santeesteel, Mar 18, 2026 at 10:49 AM
    #112
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  13. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]



    GRINGO!
     
    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
    #113
    • Hilarious Hilarious x 1
  14. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]


    A Holmes
     
    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
    #114
    • Hilarious Hilarious x 1
  15. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    upload_2026-3-18_10-10-41.jpeg Por favor.
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
    #115
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  16. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
    #116
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  17. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Related image on the streets of San Francisco and LA the next few days.

    upload_2026-3-18_12-2-15.jpeg upload_2026-3-18_12-2-39.jpeg :cool:
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Mar 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
    #117
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  18. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL. Oh Geez.
     
    S.T.D, Mar 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
    S.T.D, Mar 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
    #118
  19. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Today I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long. I think it was a pi’thon
     
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
    #119
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  20. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    I keep getting told by my wife " cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water".

    I know she means well…
     
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
    #120
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  21. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    I wrote a self help book on how NOT to fall down stairs. It’s a step by step guide.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Mar 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
    #121
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  22. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    I still like the pi'thon one the best.
    I told it yesterday, and some guys I play music with just stared at me.
    I was like :shrug: dummies. LoL
     
    S.T.D, Mar 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
    S.T.D, Mar 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
    #122
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