Dad Joke of the Day Thread

The other day I met this beautiful woman with huge hooters. I offered her $1,000 if she would let me bite one, and she agreed. We went off to a secluded place and I buried my face into them, licking, motor-boating and having a grand time. After a few minutes she said “well aren’t you going to bite one?” And I said “no thanks, they’re too expensive.”