Dad Joke of the Day Thread

jeh1856 · Jun 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM

S.T.D said: ↑

Some of these are the worst jokes I've ever heard in my whole life, and yet I've laughed at all of them.
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And I’m making a list that I will repeat at inappropriate times

jeh1856 · Jun 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM

MojaveDesertPghFan said: ↑

Back in the day, we all had those handheld yellow Pickett or white K&E Slide Rules (not to be confused with the 12 ft half ton demonstration models hanging on the front wall over the chalk board). There was one function on the slide rule, "Log-Log", that we Civil Engineers never learned to use or had to use until we got to Engineering Hydraulics. It allows you to do very advanced calculations involving water flow determinations in culverts, weirs and rivers etc. Here's the AI interpretation which also drags Nuclear Scientists into the equation:

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Loved this feature.
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I make my wife handmade birthday cards using pi fractional roots and logarithms etc

She seems to take it better than using the actual number

Born2Steel · Jun 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM

jeh1856 said: ↑

What is green and smells like pork

Kermit’s finger
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She gets a frog in her throat at 69!

MojaveDesertPghFan · Jun 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM

jeh1856 said: ↑

I make my wife handmade birthday cards using pi fractional roots and logarithms etc

She seems to take it better than using the actual number
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You're such a nerd. I think you had her at pie.

jeh1856 · Jun 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM

MojaveDesertPghFan said: ↑

You're such a nerd. I think you had her at pie.
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The romantic that I am……

When I asked my wife if she would like to get married she had just gotten her graduate degree and had school loans

Apparently I told her I thought she would be a good investment

She hasn’t let forget that

But I was correct

forgotten1 · Jun 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM

Born2Steel said: ↑

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She gets a frog in her throat at 69!
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Wasn't that Geraldine in a Ferrari

Don't tell me this town ain't got no Hart

forgotten1 · Jun 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM

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