Cheatriots sign Josh Dobbs

…to a two year 8 million dollar contract. Smartest guy in the NFL, and not only because he had a 4.0 average in aerospace engineering. He is smart because he accepts the role of a backup/third stringer and is not a pain in the ass to his coaches. He can retire, still a young man, with a good nest egg and an intact body, and go on to a long career launching rockets or whatever.