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C'mon Ben, I know you're hiding a second football. I can see it under your shirt.

 

"The t-shirt is the t-shirt. Understand?"

 

"I for one can understand how you misinterpreted 'Film Room' for 'Lunch Room', I make that mistake all the time".

 

I said, "Put on your chin-strap, not a 2nd chin!".

 

"I told you last year man,that Haley is a cool cat,just like me. Now you dig"

 

Isn't that cute our fat 100million dollar quarterback.

 

"So the mean terrible lady at the buffet says no more mashed potatoes and gravy for you."

 

So I was thinking. Your wife is cute my wife and I are into things......ehhhh you know whadya think?

 

Man I'm telling you we should have stopped after the fifth burger.

 

We drafted this Jones kid....Someone in org. likes him....We gave him a 4 year deal...I have NO clue why.....You better perform this year! If you dont looks like you are on your way out!!!!

 

Ben...
"But Coach, you said they were "Voluntary" OTA`s... I just had this thing done to my knee, remember?!?"

 

But oooon the other hand....there's a golden band.... to remiiiiind me of someone...who wooould not understand....

 

Who needs a 6-pack when you can sport "the keg", the ladies love "the keg" and defense's are distracted by it.

 

MT: Anyway, like I was sayin', cheeseburgers is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, cheeseburger-kabobs, cheeseburger creole, cheeseburger gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple cheeseburgers, lemon cheesburgers, coconut cheeseburgers, pepper cheeseburgers, cheeseburger soup, cheeseburger stew, cheeseburger salad, cheeseburgers and potatoes, cheeseburger burger, cheeseburger sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

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Mike: Man I got some bad BBQ over at that food truck, it's stuck right in here and it just burns.
Ben: Yeah I can smell how bad it burns coach, I think my eyes are melting in head. Can I go or could you light a match or get that Landry kid over here so he can smell it and I can still see my son's face.

 

Tomlin: "Ben, I told you training with Woodley in the off season was a bad idea"

 

come here big guy, i wanna practice the rumba because there's an opening on dancin with the stars.

 

Well, you see, I didn't want to hire Haley in the first place, Ben. They made me do it. For real, Ben. I wanted to keep your boy, BA. You gotta believe me, bro.

 

you see ben, their givin me grief when i put you on the field and this arm isn't fully attached. last year you had a rib stickin out your body, didn't that hurt?

i just go to my happy place, with my friend futbal and i rub him like this.

 

Ben: C'mon coach give me back my last happy meal, or I'm going to ram this football up you know where, I can see it under your sweat shirt!!

MT: I'm telling ya I don't have it, I think Woodley went limping away with it!